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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:16 am
by TheBigBlueFrog
Scrivner wrote:Hi. New listener, first time poster here- I thought I'd give a twabble a try:


Silently they labor in between, yearning for recognition, longing for love. No, says Norm. Spaces aren’t characters.
Brilliant!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:50 pm
by THX0785
My brother's suicide note was the saddest thing I had ever read; that is, until I realized that note wasn't his, but mine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:38 pm
by Hellcat
Every good dog has his day.
When the timing is right.
Mine happens to come out of a bad man.
When the moon is full and bright.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:40 am
by TheBigBlueFrog
The biologist released more young, gene-spliced pests into the lab. Colleagues grew weary of his juvenile ant-ticks.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:54 pm
by AJHunter
Dan didn't realize how bad the winter was until he heard the jingle at the grocer's. Ice-A-Roni! The San Fransico treat!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:13 pm
by Auto_K
The sign at the oasis read: "Drink Freely". I gulped handfuls before I noticed the fine print: "Antidotes: 1 soul each."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 1:39 pm
by jack
A Londoner wanted me to lie back and think of England. I wanted to visit the queen. We compromised and got a beef-eater in.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:54 am
by ChrisFletcher
The tireless efforts to create bacon flavored chicken were valiant, yet always backfired. In the end, it was just fowl.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:06 am
by Auto_K
I took a cleaver and left my rifle when I went out to kill the ghoul. I didn't want a head shot, I wanted my wedding ring back.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:11 am
by ChrisFletcher
I am definitely a cat person, but if I wear a hat and keep my tail hidden then I can generally pass for just a regular person.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:13 am
by ChrisFletcher
My father used to tell me that picking my nose would make my head cave in. I only believed him after I heard the first crack.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:44 am
by ChrisFletcher
Lowering the virgin sacrifice into the volcano, I was struck by a wave of regret. I never asked where she got those shoes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:13 am
by JeremySzal
The infection prevention pills didn't really work, but every time I subscribe them I get a free pen!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:58 am
by Robin Oree
"A good stretch makes a good morning," says the spider and distends, wriggling its abdomen. You feel an itch in your ear.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:02 pm
by Auto_K
Caroline exhaled for the last time. In the void, smoldering neon letters lanced the darkness: "Game Over. Play Again?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:01 am
by SpareInch
I inserted the syringe into the nozzle, then pressed the plunger.

Who said you couldn’t put toothpaste back in the tube?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:04 am
by SpareInch
Staring at the knife in my hand, I shuddered, realising what I had done.

Chocolate spread and Spam? Damn these cravings!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:07 am
by SpareInch
The wizard looked up from his Grimoire, hope in his eyes.

I closed the spell book. I wasn’t going to set him loose just yet.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:38 am
by The Awesome Raccoon
SpareInch wrote:The wizard looked up from his Grimoire, hope in his eyes.

I closed the spell book. I wasn’t going to set him loose just yet.
Awesome! :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:35 am
by JeremySzal
"Look honey he sleeps in the bed with us. Please do not make me choose between you and the werewolf"