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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:20 am
by JeremySzal
We've got some fantastic news for you today. You have the body of someone half your age. But it's growing inside your womb

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:28 am
by Necronominom
Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:37 pm
by Gedankenexperiment
It looked small, disturbingly out of place, and altogether too moist. "What is it?" He asked. "My heart" She responded.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:10 pm
by SpareInch
No matter how many worlds you visit, there really isn’t any place quite like home. THRICE dAMN tHE gOD dAMNED DEATH STAR!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm
by The_Hol-Man
Necronominom wrote:Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.
Good one!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm
by The_Hol-Man
SF fans hated when I named my food book "Thyme Travel," so I named my next one "Thyme and Pun-ishment." Here goes nothing!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 6:53 am
by Necronominom
They embraced as they gazed into the embers of their campfire. Branches creaked above. The wind hadn't blown for hours.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:27 pm
by Nyx
Beautiful singing rang through the dismal halls. Clearly the stitches were not enough; surgery is now the only option.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:53 pm
by pointingfloat
Inspired by an actual email subject line...

Even the seasoned forensic entomologists couldn't stomach it. This one tick melts away two pounds of belly fat per day!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:07 pm
by Gedankenexperiment
The biologist tightened the loose stopper on the vial. She was certain it was nothing. She told herself it would be fine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:31 am
by jonathan.frana
100 people are attending my funeral.
100 people are mourning me.
100 people don't know I'm not dead, and I cannot scream.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 7:51 am
by jonathan.frana
At the butcher's, I buy tongue, liver, and ribs.
"I'm glad they legalized cannibalism," I say.
The tongue says nothing.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 8:41 pm
by Kim McDougall
All the world's a stagecoach & we are merely horses.
We're in the wheeler position, & that ain't mud flinging in our eyes.

The Test

Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 5:15 am
by jeff.karls
My future rides on passing but I see it in his face.
"I'm very sorry", says St. Peter, "but you'll need to keep to the left".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 4:36 pm
by rundlesten
Joe had read there are 3 ways to escape when bound and underwater. Fighting panic, he desperately tried to discover one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:52 pm
by rundlesten
He awoke on the run, squishing meaty globules. He looked down and screamed. In this nightmare place the hills have eyes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 4:24 pm
by nevermore_66
Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 1:33 am
by Auto_K
nevermore_66 wrote:Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.
*slow clap*

That's excellent.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 1:39 am
by Auto_K
There should be enough morphine. I can feel it moving inside me. The scalpel is dull...there should be enough morphine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 8:44 pm
by rundlesten
Her tears fell on the scale.
He smiled, eyes glinting.
"How can I help you if you won't show me how morbidly obese you are?"