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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:45 am
by Suomy Nona
His sharp teeth dripping saliva, the clown yanked a small boy into the car & sped off. I did not think it a very nice jester.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:55 pm
by Suomy Nona
The hoarse whisper came from right underneath her bed, startling Mindy back to full wakefulness, "Where's Waldo now?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:53 am
by Suomy Nona
Finally, she could rest. The seemingly endless task neared its end. With a sigh of relief, Atropos cut the final thread.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 3:07 pm
by Suomy Nona
The quick brown faux stared blankly at the phone. What are humans doing on this? Imitation would be easier with prompts.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 3:09 pm
by eric_marsh
Suomy Nona wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 3:07 pm
The quick brown faux stared blankly at the phone. What are humans doing on this? Imitation would be easier with prompts.
Made me smile.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:30 am
by Suomy Nona
Being a blood drinker, I get a Hep test every new year. Eternally the optimist, I'm hoping my results are still positive.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:50 am
by GreySkies
Everyone told her she was too sensitive. She wondered if they’d be happier knowing she wouldn’t cry at their funerals.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:16 pm
by Suomy Nona
"I wanna iMaster! All my friends have one!", Jill wined.

"We can't afford it, so you'll just have to think for yourself."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:49 am
by Suomy Nona
Just as her broom skimmed over the tallest tree, Forgetful Franny suddenly remembered there is no such thing as a witch.

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edited for my pleasure.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:09 pm
by Suomy Nona
They say one of these things is not like the other; however, they all look the same to me... even after I remove their skin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:56 am
by Suomy Nona
The gray long-eared rabbit gasps for air while attempting to dislodge the obstruction. Silly rabbit Trix are for kids.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:40 pm
by Suomy Nona
The real boy's immune system was under developed and soon overwhelmed. He needed viral defenses more than his cricket.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:05 pm
by L0rdEntr0py
Right now, just getting anything published would be nice. But given enough space, I know I'll eventually become a great

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:24 pm
by HPHovercraft
I always wanted to steal a traffic cone when I was a teenager. Well now I'm 43. Turns out they don't taste as good as I hoped.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:40 am
by tiredguy
Sarah’s gift was perfect, just what she always wanted!

A baby brother!

Too bad Mom had forgot to poke air holes in the box.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:27 pm
by Wocket_Out_of_Pocket
We burned them to claim the gold.
They besiege us now, their dead faces like flames in the dark.
God forgive us, they come.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:33 am
by tiredguy
It’s said laughter is the best medicine.

But I’ve disproven that multitudes of times by laughing at my victims’ wounds.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:55 am
by Vickster
Only after a hectic week of unstinting debauchery did I realize my error: they hadn't said I should "tone up" for my sins.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:29 pm
by Vickster
Johnno, my best friend, told me not to worry, that he had my back, which at least explains why my kidneys keep falling out.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:35 pm
by D00MSDAY
It was storming that dark night when I met the meaty urologist. Lightning crashed. I thought it was love. Now I pee funny.