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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:05 am
by cjburke23
Status: green, all systems running. Air recycling.
Surface cameras black. Impenetrable cloud cover for 138 days now.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:50 am
by tiredguy
Norm relaxed on the toilet, his bowels finally emptied. Teary-eyed he reached for the toilet paper, and found


nothing.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:07 am
by tiredguy
The light shone down and fell upon a barren landscape littered with corpses. A guinea pig danced and laughed at his work.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:15 am
by tiredguy
“What color this time?” He asked.

“Purple,” was the gruff reply.

“Ok.” He headed to the bar to arrest another teletubby.

Examination

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:08 pm
by Ichabod
3 a.m., a sleepless night, again.
Unending questioning.
If he only knew who asked.
Perhaps he could answer for himself.

Hide & Z-eek

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:09 pm
by Ichabod
Zom-boy: Wuuun Tooo
Mother: Tina, you hiding?
Tina: No rush. He counts fingers & toes. After 7 he'll have to go find more.

Birth of an idea?

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:39 pm
by Ichabod
Prof: Irving, are you with us?
W.I.: Sorry sir, what?
Prof: Woolgathering again? You wish to be a pumpkin-head forever?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:52 pm
by DiOptase
Lou reached in, grabbed an arm and arranged it near the head. Humming their song, she connected; THIS time they’d stick.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:00 am
by DiOptase
“I AM!”, she hissed, checking over her shoulder. The community garden was busy, but nobody else was talking to the peas.

Mee... Ow!

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:37 pm
by Ichabod
A madman joined
a Siamese head,
an orange Tabby body
and Calico legs & tail.
Eureka it lives! Successful concatenation.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:35 pm
by Hazel
My mother betrayed my trust. Deep in lust, she killed my father; eating him in her madness. Such is the curse of Mantodea.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:03 pm
by Hazel
Memories are fleeting now; as randomly firing electrical potentials slowly equalize. Broken links betraying truth.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:11 pm
by Hazel
She asked the concierge for proof of her husband's promise. He laughed, producing an empty wine bottle. "Easily done!"

What was that?

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:34 pm
by Ichabod
I creep, silent as I wish,
here an intentional scuff, there a scrape.
Do you hear?
Good. Adrenaline sweetens your blood.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:47 pm
by kotsifas
Dr Frud, always inscrutable, gave an encouraging nod: “but… I was too embarrassed, so I ended up getting regular porn.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:16 pm
by Hazel
When I was young, things were good. The air was not yet darkened by greed; water fell cool, clean, and sweet from blue sky.

But I brought what you asked for... aaaaarrrrgghhhh! :)

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:26 pm
by Ichabod
The vampire hunt ended in tragedy when the new apprentice screwed up and brought a big hammer and several 16 oz. t-bones.

Wriggle me this

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:09 pm
by Ichabod
"Wake up kids" Mother chirped "early bird gets the worm!"
"Zom-boy slept in" said Tina "could already open a bait shop."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:30 am
by Drawquarter
It turns, it breathes.
It burns, it bleeds.
It is once and for all, perhaps it was nothing at all.
But it was never my pizza.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:46 pm
by kotsifas
The flu? Ryan put on his goggles.
The electron gun blew up on me, said Sam. I think I might be coming down with superpowers.