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CompSci 101 - Programming for Apocalypse

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:26 pm
by Ichabod
Initialize Gort
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:00 am
by Etaan
Chuckles the Clown wept as he wished he could fight the compulsion that lead to all of this carnage: there can only be fun.

USDZ?

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:20 pm
by Ichabod
"2, 3, 5, 7, Zom-boy skips the others?" asked Tina.

"He'll eat 'em eventually," said Mother "he just prefers PRIME rib."

Never alone

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:21 pm
by BigDumbYak
Deep space is cold and dark, but it's not lonely.
I've got company.
Some are friendly, but these ghosts don't look human.

Prophecies and Turtlenecks

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:49 pm
by BigDumbYak
His coming is foretold by the spasm of senses long left unused.

"In darkness His scents waft.
Pumpkin Spice; all is lost"

The Crisis

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:00 pm
by Ichabod
The prey’s shoes pounded pavement. Zom-boy pursued.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:48 pm
by kotsifas
The nightmares! At first, Kat thought the garden kale was giving her indigestion. Until Muffin dug up the buried bones.

Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:42 pm
by iwantanewsomething
I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.

Fetch

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
by iwantanewsomething
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.

You should be jailed for that

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:45 pm
by Ichabod
Headline: K9 Squad Puts Bite on Killer
Reporter: How’d you do it, dogged persistence?
Officer: No, just common scents.

Re: Fetch

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
by Ichabod
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.

Re: Fetch

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:54 am
by iwantanewsomething
Ichabod wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:19 pm
by kotsifas
When Gregor awoke from a sixty year hibernation he found the SS Kafka forsaken. He had a panic attack and went back to bed.

Who was that masked lycanthrope hunter?

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:20 pm
by Ichabod
Expensive bullets, aye Tonto.
But settlers move ever westward
amidst things more dangerous
than renegades & outlaws.

The Chase

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:32 pm
by Ichabod
I flee through a dark deserted city
Alone but for echoes of my steps
My heart lurches
I've stopped, but the echoes have not

Memory's the first to go

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:14 pm
by Ichabod
Oh, it tickles, she giggled
The octogenarian vampire groaned
Forgotten dentures again
Once more he'd gummed things up

Contract

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:44 pm
by iwantanewsomething
As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.

If Only...

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:56 pm
by Schmendrick
To arms went up the call,
Soldiers racing down the hall.
They scoop up firearms,
I'd still be alive if only I'd had two arms

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:32 am
by TeresaGarciaorAmehanaArashi
Sadness is when you wonder why there is no submission reply, then finding not all the emails arrive. Hotmail, give them.

Reflection

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:41 pm
by BaserBeanz
"Come embrace me dear."
He's turned his back to the mirror now - How can his reflection be looking you straight in the eye?