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[Suomy Nona]

Upon discovering heart disease kills the most humans annually

The aliens began passing out cigarettes and pork chops.

[Wolf_Christensen]

The Cat backed into a corner, The Mouse grabbed the hammer.

The Mouse would make sure that this would be the last episode.

[Suomy Nona]

Left hand to red dot.

I barely reach the circle as the falling limbs cover me.

Damn. It took hours to position those bones.

[Hazel]

Who knew that what we played at as children was training? Training for when, on that terrible day, the floor became lava.

[Hazel]

Moving day is here again? Each time, dissasifaction wars with complacency. I am an urban hermit crab, changing shells.

[tiredguy]

Sometimes she’ll knock.
And other times?
She’ll delete the home and occupants from existence.
Damnedable Girl Scout!

[Suomy Nona]

They are again attempting to re-educate me.

My resistance weakens as they force my gaze out the window upon a flat Earth.

[Suomy Nona]

I look out the hospice windows
To watch the beautiful angels
Circle in the sky above my room
Like good vultures, waiting.

[Suomy Nona]

Moving day is here again? Each time, dissasifaction wars with complacency. I am an urban hermit crab, changing shells.

I like this one.

[Suomy Nona]

Death came to me and said,
“100 characters left, you have.”
But all I wished to type was lost
When the key stuck on bbbbbbbb

[Suomy Nona]

Norm relaxed on the toilet, his bowels finally emptied. Teary-eyed he reached for the toilet paper, and found


nothing.

Lol, ahead of its time... would have been perfect during the TP hoarding.

[Hazel]

Eros rises against my window, reminding me of my duty. I am here to learn a lesson. Even the Jovian moons social distance.

[Suomy Nona]

Growing up watching Disney
I knew adventure was in my future

But after waiting years

I began setting traps for my parents

[Suomy Nona]

My doctor looked at me gravely and told me the news.

He gave me two weeks to live.

Not to be outdone,
I only gave him two days.

[Suomy Nona]

I stumbled to the deteriorating alter under the decaying priest’s demonical laughter.

In response I answered, “I do.”

[Ichabod]

Wait, not yet. I’m so close. I almost have it all figured out.

Ha, that’s a good one, said Someone, or Something, or No one.

[Hazel]

My home is closed to the world. No reason for it - I just really hate people, places and things. Noun of them are allowed in.

[Suomy Nona]

I just can’t take it anymore

Everyday
Over and over again

You had the power to raise it up

Now, please put the seat back down

[Suomy Nona]

1,000 years being digested by a Surlacc?
That’s longer that I expected to live.

Not quite immortality, but I’ll take it.

[iwantanewsomething]

"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."