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Upon discovering heart disease kills the most humans annually
The aliens began passing out cigarettes and pork chops.
The aliens began passing out cigarettes and pork chops.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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The Cat backed into a corner, The Mouse grabbed the hammer.
The Mouse would make sure that this would be the last episode.
The Mouse would make sure that this would be the last episode.
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Left hand to red dot.
I barely reach the circle as the falling limbs cover me.
Damn. It took hours to position those bones.
I barely reach the circle as the falling limbs cover me.
Damn. It took hours to position those bones.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Who knew that what we played at as children was training? Training for when, on that terrible day, the floor became lava.
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Moving day is here again? Each time, dissasifaction wars with complacency. I am an urban hermit crab, changing shells.
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Sometimes she’ll knock.
And other times?
She’ll delete the home and occupants from existence.
Damnedable Girl Scout!
And other times?
She’ll delete the home and occupants from existence.
Damnedable Girl Scout!
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They are again attempting to re-educate me.
My resistance weakens as they force my gaze out the window upon a flat Earth.
My resistance weakens as they force my gaze out the window upon a flat Earth.
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I look out the hospice windows
To watch the beautiful angels
Circle in the sky above my room
Like good vultures, waiting.
To watch the beautiful angels
Circle in the sky above my room
Like good vultures, waiting.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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I like this one.
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Death came to me and said,
“100 characters left, you have.”
But all I wished to type was lost
When the key stuck on bbbbbbbb
“100 characters left, you have.”
But all I wished to type was lost
When the key stuck on bbbbbbbb
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Lol, ahead of its time... would have been perfect during the TP hoarding.
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Eros rises against my window, reminding me of my duty. I am here to learn a lesson. Even the Jovian moons social distance.
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Growing up watching Disney
I knew adventure was in my future
But after waiting years
I began setting traps for my parents
I knew adventure was in my future
But after waiting years
I began setting traps for my parents
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My doctor looked at me gravely and told me the news.
He gave me two weeks to live.
Not to be outdone,
I only gave him two days.
He gave me two weeks to live.
Not to be outdone,
I only gave him two days.
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I stumbled to the deteriorating alter under the decaying priest’s demonical laughter.
In response I answered, “I do.”
In response I answered, “I do.”
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
Ready or Not
Wait, not yet. I’m so close. I almost have it all figured out.
Ha, that’s a good one, said Someone, or Something, or No one.
Ha, that’s a good one, said Someone, or Something, or No one.
I'm sorry in advance
My home is closed to the world. No reason for it - I just really hate people, places and things. Noun of them are allowed in.
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I just can’t take it anymore
Everyday
Over and over again
You had the power to raise it up
Now, please put the seat back down
Everyday
Over and over again
You had the power to raise it up
Now, please put the seat back down
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1,000 years being digested by a Surlacc?
That’s longer that I expected to live.
Not quite immortality, but I’ll take it.
That’s longer that I expected to live.
Not quite immortality, but I’ll take it.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."