Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Blah blah blah
God has stopped listening.
In the Beginning, there was the word
In the End, there was the word too
And the word was "Blah".
God has stopped listening.
In the Beginning, there was the word
In the End, there was the word too
And the word was "Blah".
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Wind Up
They scream; we just look at their face
And shrug, or hurry away.
They wave their hands; desperate, in vain
Tick tock tick
They scream; we just look at their face
And shrug, or hurry away.
They wave their hands; desperate, in vain
Tick tock tick
Re: The Leaving Tree
Yes! I had the same thought yesterday afternoon. But their Shuriken are rubbish.Suomy Nona wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:01 pmAs I am chased from the woods
By the razor edged weapons
Falling from the branches,
I yell in defiance
“Winter is coming!”
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
A single mason jar safely holds
More than twenty fireflies;
however, it’ll take
More than twenty jars
To safely hold
You
More than twenty fireflies;
however, it’ll take
More than twenty jars
To safely hold
You
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Tooth D. K., Inc.
As a novice tooth fairy,
You must pick up teeth
In a timely fashion.
I suggest collecting all the teeth
On the first visit.
You must pick up teeth
In a timely fashion.
I suggest collecting all the teeth
On the first visit.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Seriously, I’m asking.
What does it mean to be evil?
Who gets to decide what evil means?
Ben struggled to speak but my tentacles were tightening.
Who gets to decide what evil means?
Ben struggled to speak but my tentacles were tightening.
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Cat and the Wall
My cat stares at the wall for hours
Every night at 3am the screaming begins
I want to go look
But she says it's too dangerous
Every night at 3am the screaming begins
I want to go look
But she says it's too dangerous
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
When I told Mother I had carved the turkey,
She sent me to bed with no dinner.
She doesn’t like it when I speak ill of Father.
She sent me to bed with no dinner.
She doesn’t like it when I speak ill of Father.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
Re: Tooth D. K., Inc.
I'm liking this one.Suomy Nona wrote: ↑Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:21 amAs a novice tooth fairy,
You must pick up teeth
In a timely fashion.
I suggest collecting all the teeth
On the first visit.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
A single mason jar
Safely holds up to
Twenty fireflies;
However,
It takes over twenty
Mason jars
To hold a single
Person.
(Rewritten because I was unhappy with it... I do understand that unhappiness is not a good enough reason for wasting your irretrievable time so I apologize for myself and will make the appropriate sacrifice to our dark queen.)
Safely holds up to
Twenty fireflies;
However,
It takes over twenty
Mason jars
To hold a single
Person.
(Rewritten because I was unhappy with it... I do understand that unhappiness is not a good enough reason for wasting your irretrievable time so I apologize for myself and will make the appropriate sacrifice to our dark queen.)
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Tooth D. K., Inc.
ThanksDaiLlafyn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:39 pmI'm liking this one.Suomy Nona wrote: ↑Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:21 amAs a novice tooth fairy,
You must pick up teeth
In a timely fashion.
I suggest collecting all the teeth
On the first visit.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Choking on the vomit
as he tried to spit it out,
Ray decided to never again stare up
At a roller coaster
with his mouth open.
as he tried to spit it out,
Ray decided to never again stare up
At a roller coaster
with his mouth open.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Girl baby
Girl baby
Seen last in her crib
Where
have
you
gone
Sock monkey
Sock monkey
Crawling on the floor
What
has
it
done
Girl baby
Seen last in her crib
Where
have
you
gone
Sock monkey
Sock monkey
Crawling on the floor
What
has
it
done
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
My cat was dead
but still it fed
and slunk around the house.
It’s rotting paw
and grizzled maw
primed for the undead mouse.
but still it fed
and slunk around the house.
It’s rotting paw
and grizzled maw
primed for the undead mouse.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I love itkeithjhale wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:40 pmMy cat was dead
but still it fed
and slunk around the house.
It’s rotting paw
and grizzled maw
primed for the undead mouse.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He thought decorating the tree
With puppies and kittens
Would be a welcome and romantic gesture.
The hangman was wrong.
With puppies and kittens
Would be a welcome and romantic gesture.
The hangman was wrong.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Todd always brought his work home
So he didn’t know why
His wife was so stressed
With his new part time job
As gravedigger.
So he didn’t know why
His wife was so stressed
With his new part time job
As gravedigger.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Personal Challenge- 100 days of 100 characters (day 1)
writer's block is a bitch
lacking motivation isn't helping
so I'm publicly challenging myself
with 100 daily twabbles
lacking motivation isn't helping
so I'm publicly challenging myself
with 100 daily twabbles
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Just the Beginning (day 2)
Death isn't the end
You have to hide the body
Somewhere it won't be found
And get rid of any evidence
All without being seen
You have to hide the body
Somewhere it won't be found
And get rid of any evidence
All without being seen
Rawr! 



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A Yearly Visit (day 3)
He comes every Christmas
One week to prepare
He won't make it into the house this year
I won't let him hurt my mom ever again
One week to prepare
He won't make it into the house this year
I won't let him hurt my mom ever again
Rawr! 


