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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:39 pm
by Suomy Nona
I’ve been spending too many nights binge watching.

I don’t get much rest

But I do know your favorite sleeping positions.

P&F (81)

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 5:18 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
Now insanity is a word I'm hearing a lot
But I saw what I saw
There was a platypus in a fedora and it was fighting a pharmacist

(82)

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:03 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
Every time I saw her my heart skipped a beat
I used to think it was love
But since my heart surgery I know it was a faulty valve

Here!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:45 pm
by BigDumbYak
I came to the edge of the universe much like I did with everything else in life.
Unexpectedly and without a clue why I came.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:10 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
BigDumbYak wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:45 pm I came to the edge of the universe much like I did with everything else in life.
Unexpectedly and without a clue why I came.
I always have to go back to the room I started in to remember why I went into the kitchen, maybe try that?

(83)

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:11 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
The funeral was a solemn event
No pomp or pageantry
The luncheon was much more exciting
As the recently interred arrived

(84)

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 5:05 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
I capture wild animals
keep them in jars
And force them to fight one other

They call it aberrant behavior
I call it pokémon

(85)

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:25 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
We tried a new sushi place
Then she finally told me she loved me
She's been retching at the toilet since
I hope it's the fish

Re: (75)

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:44 am
by normsherman
dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:58 pm This is a 100 character story wherein 99 characters are killed in horrific ways, the final character is a sick & twisted 1
Love it! :)

(86)

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:18 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
Horror is the artistic exploration of the darkest of societal taboos
And jump scares from cats inexplicably in closets

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 12:04 am
by Suomy Nona
It’s true.

After getting past your rough exterior,

You’re more beautiful on the inside.

I especially like your spleen.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 12:50 am
by Suomy Nona
“I would never break your heart,”
She whispered seductively in my ear.

“Not while you have those perfectly fine bones.”

(87)

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 5:55 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
My age is showing
It is obvious around my eyes
By the wrinkles of my furrowed brow
And how much blood I need to drink nightly

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:08 am
by Suomy Nona
Smelling dinner John called out,

“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”

A voice too deep to be Eve replied,

“Your family.”

(88)

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:07 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
They call it PTSD
I don't argue with them
They wouldn't believe me that
The ghost of every soldier I killed is still with me

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:24 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
Suomy Nona wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:08 am Smelling dinner John called out,

“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”

A voice too deep to be Eve replied,

“Your family.”
Pork for dinner?! Sounds perfect, I'm famished!
Love it

Weekend getaway (89)

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:27 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
The idyllic b&b had a myriad of breakfast options
The trip was bucolic & other words I only know by context not definition

(90)

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:11 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
It was meant to aid in therapy

Tell the doll your fears
Your worries
Your secrets

Now It knows everything
And it's after me

(91)

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:49 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
The sounds of kids playing is magical
But they grow up so quickly
get jaded
forget about fun
So I keep going back to get more

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:54 am
by Suomy Nona
The sun shone
As we searched the ghost ship
For any sign of life.

At sunset
Our search ended
With groggy-eyed
Vampirates.