Post your Adult, Political or Religious Twabbles here!

[tbaker2500]

Hey folks, here is the place to post your Twabbles that may be offensive to some lilly-faced weaklings. This can include Adult content, Political, or Religious Twabbles. Anything which is guaranteed to offend and make people think!

Sissy Twabbles about unicorns and such stuff should be posted on the sister thread. http://drabblecast.freeforums.org/post- ... t1053.html

The Drabblecast will publish the best shortest of short stories on its Twitter Feed. http://twitter.com/TheDrabblecast

Our version of Twitfic is a 100 character story (not including spaces or title). To help you size your stories, an excellent sizing tool can be found at http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I propose:

1. That offense-taken and/or counter arguments (or attacks) be limited to twabble form.
2. General reviews would have to scrupulously avoid personal attacks and, if inflammatory or angry, be clearly couched as mere personal opinion.

That is, it might be OK to call someone a "kitten crushing, parking enforcement officer" in twabble form, but never in a general response.

[tbaker2500]

I don't see the difference between what you call someone in Twabble form or not Twabble form. Personal attacks are personal attacks.
But I think that if you want to have an argument in the form of Twabbles, this is the place to have it!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I don't see the difference between what you call someone in Twabble form or not Twabble form. Personal attacks are personal attacks.

The idea is sort of like rap wars** or "smack downs".

1. Twabble based insults are (usually) not taken as literally or personally. Poetic license is allowed.
2. It takes more skill and time to compose a twabble. This should reduce the qty of vitriol and give the author more time to reflect before posting.
   Anyone who just mashes a standard flame into 100 chars, without regard to spelling, grammar or the twabble art, would instantly lose credibility and "righteous points(TM)".

** Except, now that I think about it, didn't those involve a lot of real-world murders? Oops.

[TheJebi]

God stared through the stained glass window, longing for the half-remembered times before these prisons had existed.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

God stared through the stained glass window, longing for the half-remembered times before these prisons had existed.

This is your best twabble yet.
Of course, you're still going to Hell. And posted near Christmas time, too!

[tbaker2500]

I agree, one helluva opening Twabble! "Let the games begin", so to speak.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Susana pumped rapidly, eager for the tangy fluid's release.
At last, it spurted in a fine mist. Nothing beats olive oil!


PS: This is about one of these.
PPS: These misters require pumping (stroking a plunger) several times, to build up air pressure. (It was suggested that not everyone, outside of Kalifornia, regularly sprays olive oil. )

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Mike had been a life-long Republican. But, now he was dead and he'd voted for the Democrat, 8 times in just this election.

[strawman]

God stared through the stained glass window, longing for the half-remembered times before these prisons had existed.

I really like this too, and vote for it to be this week's winner.
My personal church membership I call "The Church Without Walls". Who knows what might have been if they hadn't put God in a lock box.

[strawman]

Susana pumped rapidly, eager for the tangy fluid's release.
At last, it spurted in a fine mist. Nothing beats olive oil!


PS. This is about one of these.

Didn't take long, did it?
I think an image of the olive oil mister would work better than the site link.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Susana pumped rapidly, eager for the tangy fluid's release.
At last, it spurted in a fine mist. Nothing beats olive oil!

PS. This is about one of these.

Didn't take long, did it?
I think an image of the olive oil mister would work better than the site link.

But I didn't want the reader coming, to that realization, prematurely.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Karl tapped, hard, with his magic wand; trying to make "social justice".
His mom cried, "Why are you bashing the serfs?"


Note, this is a companion twabble to this drabble.

[ROU Killing Time]

God stared through the stained glass window, longing for the half-remembered times before these prisons had existed.

I really like this too, and vote for it to be this week's winner.
My personal church membership I call "The Church Without Walls". Who knows what might have been if they hadn't put God in a lock box.

Word.

[normsherman]

Good idea making 2 threads! Win/Win, u all rock. Just enough left:
Karl Rove in swaddling cloth, and me without my Myrrh.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Good idea making 2 threads! Win/Win, u all rock. Just enough left:
Karl Rove in swaddling cloth, and me without my Myrrh.

Holy crap! That twabble was administrative, meta, AND blasphemous! The master at work**.

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!



** Except it might be too "in" for general consumption.

[TheJebi]

God stared through the stained glass window, longing for the half-remembered times before these prisons had existed.

I really like this too, and vote for it to be this week's winner.
My personal church membership I call "The Church Without Walls". Who knows what might have been if they hadn't put God in a lock box.

Word.

Glad y’all like it.
I just hope that when (notice I don't say if ) I win, it's a week that Norm does a narration of it

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I just hope that when (notice I don't say if ) I win, it's week that Norm does a narration of it.

Does that mean my brilliant efforts went unspoken? (I have a backlog of Drabblecasts I'm saving for when I'm not actually chained to my computers -- the upcoming X-mas roadtrip will do nicely.)

I imagine that, as long as you don't libel a multi-gazillion dollar corporation, you are safe.

[TheJebi]

I just hope that when (notice I don't say if ) I win, it's a week that Norm does a narration of it.

Does that mean my brilliant efforts went unspoken? (I have a backlog of Drabblecasts I'm saving for when I'm not actually chained to my computers -- the upcoming X-mas roadtrip will do nicely.)

I imagine that, as long as you don't libel a multi-gazillion dollar corporation, you are safe.

Yeah, no twabble in the last episode.
And ASID, how can you just quote part of a guy's twabble like that... all or nothing.

(I'm not sure what you're saying about libeling corporations.)

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

ASID, how can you just quote part of a guy's twabble like that...

I quoted the relevant parts to my response. I preserved the context even.


Is this quote better?

... if...I win, it's ... week(sic)...

(BTW, this is a perfectly accurate and valid quote, compare to The New York Times.)

(I'm not sure what you're saying about libeling corporations.)

My last "winner" said bad things in print about Microsoft -- A company that spends more on lawyers, any given day, than you earn in a year (or ten). Thus, Norm might have "forgot" to read it.