Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Submit 100 character stories for the weekly contest
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Do you like twit-fic?

Yes
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80%
No
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We'll see
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Total votes: 55

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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Post by F5iver » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:33 am

What is that gold icon that follows my avatar around and steals my soul? Please advise. I am frightened.

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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Post by F5iver » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:47 am

I bring my pets everywhere I go. I turned my Bedlington terrier into a pocketbook. My gerbil now makes a lovely change purse.

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Post by alhilton » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:06 am

The gold icon means we know you're online, and we're WATCHING you. If you want to be invisible, there's an option in your profile.
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Post by alhilton » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:07 am

Oh, and the pet Twitfic is awesome! :D
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Post by mako.allen » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:22 pm

One more.. I'm in a twabbling mood this morning.


The way that mailman crumples my mail really pisses me off. I decided I’d give him the finger. It used to be the plumber’s.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:24 pm

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Post by BigDumbYak » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:28 pm

The end of the civil war wasn't quiet. Troops on both sides now fought a common enemy. Zombies. Should've seen it coming.

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Post by BigDumbYak » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:34 pm

"Just pass me the wrench, loser".
Today she dies, I thought to myself as I passed it to her.
Pussy thought the worms.

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Post by revsleestaxx » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:51 pm

It was just a game! What did they know? There he was somebody. There he's king. Here he was just a wedgie waiting to happen.

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Post by revsleestaxx » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:52 pm

The message read want to meet in rl?
Sure he said. Bring condoms was his thought. Her thought was mamma's binging home dinner.


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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:46 am

Judgement call: Moderator says joking/stories about sexual violence are over the line. Sorry mako and ROU.

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Post by swamp » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:28 am

This graveyard is full tonight. Ghouls leer at me with horrid grins. Why do they mock me so? Alas, now I see; I am also dead.

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Post by mox » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:34 pm

revsleestaxx wrote:The message read want to meet in rl?
Sure he said. Bring condoms was his thought. Her thought was mamma's binging home dinner.


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If this somehow incorporated "bringing home the bacon", I think it would be a clear winner.

Awesome.

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Post by strawman » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:32 pm

swamp wrote:This graveyard is full tonight. Ghouls leer at me with horrid grins. Why do they mock me so? Alas, now I see; I am also dead.
Yes, I admit it, I have looked down on dead people.
I confess I have had a condescending attitude.
But does that make me a corpsist? Is that what you're getting at?
Well, some of my best friends are dead people.
I have marched for zombies.
I voted Democrat.
I got dead people registered (even elected!)
I lusted after Rachel Maddow, even AFTER she started to decompose.
So please wipe that silly grin off my face.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:00 pm

Make that a drabble, Strawman. That' good material.
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Post by strawman » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:12 pm

Yes, I admit it, I have looked down on dead people.
I confess I have had a condescending attitude.
But does that make me a corpsist? Is that what you're getting at?
What do I have to do? Get down in the dirt with you? Have some kind of mud-slinging contest? Is that what you want?
Well, some of my best friends are dead people.
I have marched for zombies.
I voted Democrat.
I got dead people registered (even elected!)
I lusted after Rachel Maddow, even AFTER she started to decompose.
So please wipe that silly grin off my face.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by andyd273 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:52 pm

Preparation

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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:23 pm

Grudge

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Post by Phenopath » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:02 pm

Procedures at the bio-reactor are getting sloppy. Yesterday Tony sneezed in the clean room, now vat 12 is self-aware.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:54 pm

Phenopath wrote:Procedures at the bio-reactor are getting sloppy. Yesterday Tony sneezed in the clean room, now vat 12 is self-aware.
Nice reversal on the traditonal super-hero origin story.
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