Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

[tbaker2500]

"Catastrophe"

The enemy is approaching.
I've been able to keep them back.
But I'm all out of tuna.
I can hear them now, purring, meowing.

[TheJebi]

I just want to rest, but they won't let me. They keep screeching their horrible war cry, and clawing at my face; damn cats.

[moonowl]

People and tuna are joyous cats do not have opposable thumbs. Imagine the genocide if they could operate the can opener.

[dreamrock]

"Safe Neighborhood?"

Ever think, "I'd like to buy a home in this neighborhood. I wonder if they have much trouble with Sasquatch around here?"

Don't wonder: Be Sure

Someone tweeted it, but like an idiot I cleared it so I don't know who to blame.

EDIT: LOL Well, looks like it wasn't a tweet, it was drabblenews ... from YOU. Well-played, sir. Well-played.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Pam's brood was feared due to its looks. But the real monsters were all idolized! Evil had money, votes and glamor shots.

[nowicki1283]

In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.

[strawman]

In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.

...if you're amused by cosmic "Psych!"

[TheJebi]

As I raise the hammer again, the words, "I forgive you," escape my victim's tattered yet smiling lips, and I am defeated.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.

This one takes a while to grow on you. Poor spirit, like the Maytag Repairman, he is.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

His corpse stands in mocking display. Its decaying aroma fills the room; bits flake to the carpet. On top, sits an angel.

[tbaker2500]

In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.

I like it.

[eric_marsh]

Studying her notes, she imagines existing in just three dimensions. What would life be like in such a cartoon universe?

[eric_marsh]

His opera The Ballad of Lost C'mell is considered a masterpiece. But the high notes make all the neighborhood dogs howl.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Studying her notes, she imagines existing in just three dimensions. What would life be like in such a cartoon universe?

"You cannot exist in only 3 dimensions," he said. "Midi-chlorians would bisect your body! They need the astral plane."

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

His opera The Ballad of Lost C'mell is considered a masterpiece. But the high notes make all the neighborhood dogs howl.

But that's true of ALL operas.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I lost a suit for writing an unauthorized autobiography. My lawyer, me, had a fool for a client. I do hate schizophrenia!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

It was a momentary lapse of reason, a few moments of pleasure to be followed by decades of remorse. Why did I vote that way?

[TheJebi]

The stinking corpse of the man I murdered sits mockingly before me. I know he's not really here. My nose knows otherwise.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

They claimed it was a glitch.
But as Paul stared at his imperfect clones, he knew: Imitation is a sincere form of mockery.

[ROU Killing Time]

The stinking corpse of the man I murdered sits mockingly before me. I know he's not really here. My nose knows otherwise.

"The Telltale Odor." By Edgar Alan Jebi