Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
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Cursed be the daughter of Dangerous Robert. Her tantalizing glances drew my notice and now I know how he earned his name.
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Oh, come on! Can't you at least use his proper name, "Badass Bob"?dreamrock wrote:Cursed be the daughter of Dangerous Robert. Her tantalizing glances drew my notice and now I know how he earned his name.

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"Requiem for a Moose"
Many had died, friends and foes, but he came home with the prize.
Now, Rocky had his acorns.
He missed Bullwinkle though.
Many had died, friends and foes, but he came home with the prize.
Now, Rocky had his acorns.
He missed Bullwinkle though.
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ROU Killing Time wrote:"Requiem for a Moose"
Many had died, friends and foes, but he came home with the prize.
Now, Rocky had his acorns.
He missed Bullwinkle though.

Have you noticed how the world has gone downhill since Bullwinkle and Rocky split up?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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I think with end of the Cold War Boris Baddanof was retired and consequently they were too.strawman wrote: Have you noticed how the world has gone downhill since Bullwinkle and Rocky split up?
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And Mr. Peabody grew up to be F5iver.
*sigh*
*sigh*
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"Barack HUSSEIN! He's Muslim!" blared Fox on the Whitehouse TV as the president chuckled and reabsorbed his tentacle.
Communism was just a red herring!
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Ah, so we agree that Barack Hussein Obama is a monster.The PMS Avenger wrote:"Barack HUSSEIN! He's Muslim!" blared Fox on the Whitehouse TV as the president chuckled and reabsorbed his tentacle.

Who would've thought that the first Black Kenyan president would, in 2009, give ammunition to the bigots of 1965 (Democrats, BTW) by dragging the country to 1984.

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TheJebi's Mystery Science Theater 3000 Dinner was very poorly attended, but at least he had his robots to keep him sane.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Ah, so we agree that Barack Hussein Obama is a monster.![]()
Who would've thought that the first Black Kenyan president would, in 2009, give ammunition to the bigots of 1965 (Democrats, BTW) by dragging the country to 1984.![]()
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The Devil's such a delicious character, we'd have to invent him, if he didn't exist.
"Way ahead of you," the pol replied.
Since when do tentacles make someone a monster? I personally prefer my leaders with a few suction cups. And He's hardly militant enough for 1984; if anything, we're destined for a Brave New World.
Communism was just a red herring!
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You go girl!The PMS Avenger wrote:Since when do tentacles make someone a monster? I personally prefer my leaders with a few suction cups. And He's hardly militant enough for 1984; if anything, we're destined for a Brave New World.
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I don't think Orwell meant that as a good thing.
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The PMS Avenger wrote:Since when do tentacles make someone a monster? I personally prefer my leaders with a few suction cups. And He's hardly militant enough for 1984; if anything, we're destined for a Brave New World.
Pretty sure the Obamanation has most of those covered. And yes, tentacles make the monster.http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/monster wrote: mon⋅ster
–noun
1. a legendary animal combining features of animal and human form or having the forms of various animals in combination, as a centaur, griffin, or sphinx.
2. any creature so ugly or monstrous as to frighten people.
3. any animal or human grotesquely deviating from the normal shape, behavior, or character.
4. a person who excites horror by wickedness, cruelty, etc.
5. any animal or thing huge in size.
6. Biology.
a. an animal or plant of abnormal form or structure, as from marked malformation or the absence of certain parts or organs.
b. a grossly anomalous fetus or infant, esp. one that is not viable.
7. anything unnatural or monstrous.

And good point, he does combine the worst of both books.
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Perpetual motion is proven absurd, yet 1000's defend it.
So too, millions worship the slick tyrant who would kill them.
So too, millions worship the slick tyrant who would kill them.
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Wow strawman and ASID, you guys are up early, (unless you're about to go to bed like me
) I assume because you have jobs, (unlike me
) or maybe just because you're old... 
Strawman: I don't think the Avenger meant that A Brave New World was a good thing, just different from the 1984 world, and more likely, although I'm not sure myself.
And ASID: You really showed Miss PMS, I mean Bush was such a Great Guy, let's try to get him back on the ballet for 2012, wutcha' say guys? It's not like I'm an Obama fan or anything, (it horrifies me how wall-street just owns him) but I'll take him over a Bush any day, at least Obama is literate, and that has to be a good thing, right?.
Okay, off to bed for TheJebi now, and congrats on yet another win ASID.



Strawman: I don't think the Avenger meant that A Brave New World was a good thing, just different from the 1984 world, and more likely, although I'm not sure myself.
And ASID: You really showed Miss PMS, I mean Bush was such a Great Guy, let's try to get him back on the ballet for 2012, wutcha' say guys? It's not like I'm an Obama fan or anything, (it horrifies me how wall-street just owns him) but I'll take him over a Bush any day, at least Obama is literate, and that has to be a good thing, right?.
Okay, off to bed for TheJebi now, and congrats on yet another win ASID.
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