Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

[dreamrock]

Cursed be the daughter of Dangerous Robert. Her tantalizing glances drew my notice and now I know how he earned his name.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Cursed be the daughter of Dangerous Robert. Her tantalizing glances drew my notice and now I know how he earned his name.

Oh, come on! Can't you at least use his proper name, "Badass Bob"?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Amy's "Murder Mystery Dinner Theater" was a smash hit. But, her "Rape Mystery Dinner Theater" was not as well received.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Kim was 90. She'd had decades of Yule joy, but also pain and stress. This year, it was all new again. She'd get to see Santa!

[ROU Killing Time]

"Requiem for a Moose"

Many had died, friends and foes, but he came home with the prize.
Now, Rocky had his acorns.
He missed Bullwinkle though.

[strawman]

"Requiem for a Moose"

Many had died, friends and foes, but he came home with the prize.
Now, Rocky had his acorns.
He missed Bullwinkle though.

Have you noticed how the world has gone downhill since Bullwinkle and Rocky split up?

[eric_marsh]

Have you noticed how the world has gone downhill since Bullwinkle and Rocky split up?

I think with end of the Cold War Boris Baddanof was retired and consequently they were too.

[strawman]

And Mr. Peabody grew up to be F5iver.

*sigh*

[The PMS Avenger]

"Barack HUSSEIN! He's Muslim!" blared Fox on the Whitehouse TV as the president chuckled and reabsorbed his tentacle.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"Barack HUSSEIN! He's Muslim!" blared Fox on the Whitehouse TV as the president chuckled and reabsorbed his tentacle.

Ah, so we agree that Barack Hussein Obama is a monster.
Who would've thought that the first Black Kenyan president would, in 2009, give ammunition to the bigots of 1965 (Democrats, BTW) by dragging the country to 1984.


Chief of Staff:
The Devil's such a delicious character, we'd have to invent him, if he didn't exist.
"Way ahead of you," the pol replied.

[TheJebi]

"I long to see the stars," said Melvin.

"Oh, I'll show you stars," said the bully, swinging his baseball bat menacingly.

[dreamrock]

She missed having the brain closet key, but promotion demanded it. It was a raise and other managers didn't miss theirs.

[TheJebi]

Melvin sat in his basement, finishing his bully-busting robot. Things at school would be so very different from now on.

[TheJebi]

TheJebi's Mystery Science Theater 3000 Dinner was very poorly attended, but at least he had his robots to keep him sane.

[The PMS Avenger]

Ah, so we agree that Barack Hussein Obama is a monster.
Who would've thought that the first Black Kenyan president would, in 2009, give ammunition to the bigots of 1965 (Democrats, BTW) by dragging the country to 1984.


Chief of Staff:
The Devil's such a delicious character, we'd have to invent him, if he didn't exist.
"Way ahead of you," the pol replied.

Since when do tentacles make someone a monster? I personally prefer my leaders with a few suction cups. And He's hardly militant enough for 1984; if anything, we're destined for a Brave New World.

[tbaker2500]

Since when do tentacles make someone a monster? I personally prefer my leaders with a few suction cups. And He's hardly militant enough for 1984; if anything, we're destined for a Brave New World.

You go girl!

[strawman]

I don't think Orwell meant that as a good thing.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Since when do tentacles make someone a monster? I personally prefer my leaders with a few suction cups. And He's hardly militant enough for 1984; if anything, we're destined for a Brave New World.

mon⋅ster
–noun
1. a legendary animal combining features of animal and human form or having the forms of various animals in combination, as a centaur, griffin, or sphinx.
2. any creature so ugly or monstrous as to frighten people.
3. any animal or human grotesquely deviating from the normal shape, behavior, or character.
4. a person who excites horror by wickedness, cruelty, etc.
5. any animal or thing huge in size.
6. Biology.
a. an animal or plant of abnormal form or structure, as from marked malformation or the absence of certain parts or organs.
b. a grossly anomalous fetus or infant, esp. one that is not viable.
7. anything unnatural or monstrous.

Pretty sure the Obamanation has most of those covered. And yes, tentacles make the monster.

And good point, he does combine the worst of both books.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Perpetual motion is proven absurd, yet 1000's defend it.
So too, millions worship the slick tyrant who would kill them.

[TheJebi]

Wow strawman and ASID, you guys are up early, (unless you're about to go to bed like me ) I assume because you have jobs, (unlike me ) or maybe just because you're old...

Strawman: I don't think the Avenger meant that A Brave New World was a good thing, just different from the 1984 world, and more likely, although I'm not sure myself.

And ASID: You really showed Miss PMS, I mean Bush was such a Great Guy, let's try to get him back on the ballet for 2012, wutcha' say guys? It's not like I'm an Obama fan or anything, (it horrifies me how wall-street just owns him) but I'll take him over a Bush any day, at least Obama is literate, and that has to be a good thing, right?.

Okay, off to bed for TheJebi now, and congrats on yet another win ASID.