Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

[TheJebi]

I'm the baddest rappin' alien
No I'm not episcopalian.
So don't be messin round with me
Cause I will make you an abductee.

OR:

I'm a badass rappin alien dude
I'll probe you and your brood.
So don't be messin round with me
Or I'll make you an abductee.

(Okay, this is the last of the rappin creatures. For a while.)

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

To be ruled by evil men, you need do nothing.
To be ruled by an undead overlord, you need lots of research and devoted work.

[TheJebi]

The magician's robotic assistant grew weary of the old tricks, so it learned real magic. Now it demands to be worshiped.

OR:

The magician's robotic assistant was tired of the same old tricks, so it learned real magic. Now the magician is a bunny.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Now the magician is a bunny.

The second one is better.

[eric_marsh]

The professor said "this machine will reverse the flow of time." He pressed a button. .nottub a desserp eH ".emit fo w...

[strawman]

Okay, everyone, did you see what eric did here? He gets to do it, because he did it first. But NOBODY ELSE GETS TO DO IT, Y'HEAR? NOBODY!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Sure we can -- If only in the hope that Norm will try and read one of those aloud.

"Number 9, number 9, number 9..."

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Bob pressed his time reversal button. Time reversed to when the button was off. Then forward to "on". And so on, forever.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Pam had to do the TV shows; she needed money badly. Which was worse: Hell or the talk circuit? Lucifer owned the networks.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

When Dan calculated galactic motion using relativity, dark matter was not needed. 95% of the universe went poof.
Oops.


PS, based on a true story.

[TheJebi]

Isad upset the delicate balance of power and destroyed a world, forcing a multi-universe task force to take care of him.

[TheJebi]

"Welcome back soldier, how dare you die without my permission?"

"Sir my jet's wing got blown off. I obeyed Newton, Sir."

[TheJebi]

The vital balance was restored, and all was good and right in the universes again. Until the intelligent life grew back.

[juliasd]

"Welcome back soldier, how dare you die without my permission?"

"Sir my jet's wing got blown off. I obeyed Newton, Sir."

Awesome one Jebi! I can just see the commander, "Do I look like Newton, soldier? How dare you obey anyone but me?!"

[ROU Killing Time]

I've been searching for them everywhere, oozing around my apartment floor, but I can't find my goddamn bones anywhere.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I've been searching everywhere, oozing around my apartment, but I can't find my darn bones anywhere.

Sucks to be you! I only count 85 characters, by the Drabblecast scoring system. 'Course this one's 100 chars if you count spaces, but that's crazy talk.

[ROU Killing Time]

I've been searching for them everywhere, oozing around my apartment floor, but I can't find my goddamn bones anywhere.

Sucks to be you! I only count 85 characters, by the Drabblecast scoring system. 'Course this one's 100 chars if you count spaces, but that's crazy talk.

Corrected

[ROU Killing Time]

I finally found my skeleton, back in the corner of the washroom behind the drier. They don't feel right. Dog chewed em up.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I finally found my skeleton, back in the corner of the washroom behind the drier. They don't feel right. Dog chewed em up.

Going for a twabble-drabble, eh?

Little plural/number problem: skeleton <> they <> em (sic)

[TheJebi]

Okay, everyone, did you see what eric did here? He gets to do it, because he did it first. But NOBODY ELSE GETS TO DO IT, Y'HEAR? NOBODY!

So sorry to be a disobedient subject, but...
.gnol oot sretcarahc net si tahT

ASID: I'm just dying to know what else is going to happen to Pam.
Not slowing down on me are you?