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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:16 pm
by tbaker2500
Apparently she takes blood sacrifices.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:30 pm
by strawman
I miss Norma. She was kinda sweet.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:38 pm
by eric_marsh
I guess I must have been thinking of a different Norma.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:06 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
F5iver wrote:Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?
In what cannot possibly be coincidence, today the wild rabbit -- that lives in my back yard -- came up and sat on my foot. (He/she/it had previously stayed at least 6 feet from my menacing bulk.)**

This is all the proof we need of witchcraft!

Please surrender yourself to the nice men with stakes and torches.


** All true. Rather boring pictures of said rabbit can be posted (damn thing instantly stops being cute when I fetch the camera).

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:20 pm
by F5iver
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
F5iver wrote:Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?
In what cannot possibly be coincidence, today the wild rabbit -- that lives in my back yard -- came up and sat on my foot. (He/she/it had previously stayed at least 6 feet from my menacing bulk.)**

This is all the proof we need of witchcraft!

Please surrender yourself to the nice men with stakes and torches.


** All true. Rather boring pictures of said rabbit can be posted (damn thing instantly stops being cute when I fetch the camera).
You make me laugh. :lol:

All Windows victims know about the Blue Screen Of Death.

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:52 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The movie hero hacks the alien's computers and you scoff. But, then your own invasion fleet ran on Windows. BSOD indeed.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:38 am
by ROU Killing Time
"It all evens out."

No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:25 am
by tbaker2500
ROU Killing Time wrote:"It all evens out."

No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.
I have to admit I first read that as four great testicles. :o

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:00 am
by TheJebi
"Will our offspring have her sense of humor?" I wonder, as I expel my seed into my dying mate's disemboweled body cavity.

Dating on face-off book

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Who says romance is dead? As he tried to disembowel me, I admired his fine form. I also put two slugs between his sexy eyes.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:32 am
by ROU Killing Time
tbaker2500 wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:"It all evens out."

No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.
I have to admit I first read that as four great testicles. :o
One of the last drive-in's on McLoughlin Boulevard ran the movie "Tentacles" for several months in the summer sometime in the 70's.

People had great fun rearranging the letters.
Image

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:29 am
by TheJebi
I constantly beg and plead with him, but he always refuses to rip out my guts, and give me the children that I so badly need.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:57 am
by TheJebi
dreamrock wrote:
TheJebi wrote:I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”

Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
LOL That's awesome.
Yeah, I think so too. Good imagery... or something.

But it was this one by ASID that started this whole disemboweling thing:
A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".


I just created a reason for why an alien culture would need to commonly use the word "disembowel".

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:00 pm
by strawman
If subways were boats instead of trains, disembowel would be an appropriate term for 'getting off'. It is also accurate as a POV desciptor for The Worm Within's final scene.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:17 pm
by TheJebi
"This is where I get off," said the axe murderer as the train pulled up to a platform.
The other passengers looked scared.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:46 pm
by The PMS Avenger
TheJebi wrote:"This is where I get off," said the axe murderer as the train pulled up to a platform.
The other passengers looked scared.
xDDDDDDDD I think you just made my day.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:11 pm
by TheJebi
She said I made her day, and she was right. I began by aligning the heavens and syncing them up with time, the rest was easy.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:57 am
by ROU Killing Time
"Catastrophe"

The enemy is approaching.
I've been able to keep them back.
But I'm all out of tuna.
I can hear them now, purring, meowing.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:13 am
by moonowl
Our hero quakes in terror as the man with the axe approaches. Rooted, he is unable to flee. It sucks being a Norway Spruce.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:24 am
by ROU Killing Time
"Safe Neighborhood?"

Ever think, "I'd like to buy a home in this neighborhood. I wonder if they have much trouble with Sasquatch around here?"