Reindeer regularly eat magic mushrooms

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Reindeer regularly eat magic mushrooms

Post by groomporter » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:17 am

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He also claimed that herdsmen drink the reindeer’s urine to experience the high themselves.
Reindeer have been reported as making odd noises and staggering around after consuming the psychotropic hallucinogens
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Re: Reindeer regularly eat magic mushrooms

Post by moonowl » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:40 pm

protip: EAT THE MUSHROOMS DIRECTLY
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Re: Reindeer regularly eat magic mushrooms

Post by strawman » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:14 pm

I'm pretty sure eating the mushrooms is against the law, but it's okay to drink the urine.
Plus, the urine attracts other reindeer, which is a whole lot easier than finding mushrooms.
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Post by Mikes » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:50 pm

Surely you'd have to be high (or Bear Grhyls) to want to drink reindeer urine in the first place? That's a major catch-22.
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Post by strawman » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:12 am

Says the reindeer want to get buzzed to escape the long, boring winters. Well, if it's boring for them, imagine what it's like for the herdsmen, looking for something, anything to Ho-Ho-Ho about.
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Re: Reindeer regularly eat magic mushrooms

Post by moonowl » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:44 pm

Because the narcs are going to go and bust some reindeer herdsman? I dunno, you'd think they'd just WATCH the deer and see where they go.

It must be a bored dare thing. "Hey, Nannook, I dare you to drink the pee!"
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