Woman attacks police officer with a... yeah, you guessed it

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Woman attacks police officer with a... yeah, you guessed it

Post by Mikes » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:57 pm

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I am aware this my third sex toy related article in a week, but I had to post it for this paragraph alone:
According to a police report, once home, Ms Bildsten reached into a dresser drawer for what the officer believed was money to pay the bill, but instead pulled out the sex toy and charged toward the officer. The officer deflected the attack with his hand and was not injured.
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Post by StalinSays » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:12 am

Not injured, but he was seriously wounded, somewhere deep inside.
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Post by Mikes » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:19 am

I'm also impressed the US police are taught in hand-to-dildo combat.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:11 am

StalinSays wrote:Not injured, but he was seriously wounded, somewhere deep inside.
wounded, and strangely aroused.
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Re: Woman attacks police officer with a... yeah, you guessed

Post by bell » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:14 am

When guns are outlawed, other weapons soon will follow.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Post by groomporter » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:51 pm

Twitfic inspiration
Desperate, I robbed an adult toy store, but the sales girl came at me with a pair of 38's and hit me in the head with a rabbit.
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