killed by own fighting rooster

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killed by own fighting rooster

Post by groomporter » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:32 pm

Tulare County man dies after being cut by knife attached to cockfighting rooster's leg
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Post by Mikes » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:52 am

Ah say, ah say boy, you gotta duck and weave, duck and weave, boy!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:58 am

Sweet.

Too bad they didn't have the guts to headline it, "Cock on Dick crime." :)

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Post by StalinSays » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:26 am

I'm struggling for the best Cock-Blocked pun. Cock-Chopped?
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:02 am

Man killed by cock penetration. :0
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Post by strawman » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:08 pm

Wait a minute. That sounds suspiciously like the drabblenews item about squid impregnation.
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Re: killed by own fighting rooster

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:41 am

Our heroic bird already has an action figure!

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Post by Mikes » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:48 pm

If i ever get a dog I'm naming him Cock Robot. Should be fun down the park.
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Re: killed by own fighting rooster

Post by Goldenrat » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:10 pm

Mikes wrote:If i ever get a dog I'm him Cock Robot. Should be fun down the park.
Ovaltine coming out my nose after reading this. What the hell does "CHANGES FRSM COCK ROBOT" mean?
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