Council suggests using crematorium to heat pool

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Council suggests using crematorium to heat pool

Post by groomporter » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:54 am

A council has proposed that heat generated by a crematorium be used to heat a swimming pool and leisure centre, in an effort to reduce carbon emissions and save money.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:31 am

Pool membership fee: Each family must sacrifice one member to the crematorium.
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Re: Council suggests using crematorium to heat pool

Post by Mikes » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:22 pm

I honestly do not see the problem. They're alerady using dead dinosaurs to heat the water, surely OAPs isn't that much of a difference?
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Re: Council suggests using crematorium to heat pool

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:39 am

Every time I get out of the pool I feel like death warmed over...
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