baby gaga breast milk ice cream

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baby gaga breast milk ice cream

Post by FAIL:SAFE » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:37 pm

Last one for today, honest.

A guy in london is making and selling breat milk ice cream-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

he only pays women £15 per 10 ounces, which from experience (of my wifes feeding my son) sounds like a raw deal to me.

He calls it Baby GaGa, but why he didnt go for Raspberry Nipple i dont know.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:09 am

good stuff.
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Post by strawman » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:38 am

What's next? Gerber Strained Peas Tootsie Rolls?
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:34 am

strawman wrote:What's next? Gerber Strained Peas Tootsie Rolls?
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Re: baby gaga breast milk ice cream

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:42 am

The purveyor wrote:"If it's good enough for our children, it's good enough for the rest of us," he said.
Exactly my philosophy as applies to nappies! :D

On a side note, I just know noticed that "purveyor" and "perverter" seem awfully similar.

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Re: baby gaga breast milk ice cream

Post by FAIL:SAFE » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:38 pm

If Adult nappies are good enough for astronauts then their good enough for me!

Was thinking- given norms semi-obsessive nipple fixation, that raspberry nipple flavour might be a good idea after all.

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Post by FAIL:SAFE » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:21 am

This just in, Baby Gaga breast milk ice cream has been withdrawn over concerns that it may not be fit for human consumption. (and thats not just a twobble people, its true!)

http://www.newser.com/story/113105/baby ... cials.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: baby gaga breast milk ice cream

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:25 am

If I were a donor, I would be offended.

Not that I would be a donor... if I were female... but, if I were, I would be offended.
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Post by FAIL:SAFE » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:57 am

Humm, just thinking, wasn't there a story on here recently about a new zealand delicacy of male origin.

The human equivalent in an icy form wouldnt appeal to me, but helping out could be an easy 15 quid.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:58 am

FAIL:SAFE wrote:This just in, Baby Gaga breast milk ice cream has been withdrawn over concerns that it may not be fit for human consumption.
No, the article said it was all confiscated, so it could be "tested". Just like, around here, there are way more cops running vice operations than solving burglaries or the many open murder cases.
The Westminister City Council says it's waiting for guidance from Britain's Food Standards Agency on whether it's okay to sell edibles made from other people's bodily fluids.
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Post by FAIL:SAFE » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:58 am

BBC says there are health concerns,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12615353" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Tory Westminster Councillor Brian Connell said: "Selling foodstuffs made from another person's bodily fluids can lead to viruses being passed on and, in this case, potentially hepatitis.

Personally, I'm in the " if you weren't meant to eat animals, how come they are made out of food?" camp and I think human mammary secretions fall into that category.

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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:54 pm

I refer you to ASID's earlier comment about adult nappies.
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Post by strawman » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:46 pm

FAIL:SAFE wrote: Personally, I'm in the " if you weren't meant to eat animals, how come they are made out of food?" camp

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Mightn't one also say, "If we weren't meant to eat babies, how come they are made of poop?"
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Re: baby gaga breast milk ice cream

Post by FAIL:SAFE » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:05 pm

Strawman, I think you answered your own question there.

Incidentally, Im just watching Bruce Lee in fist of fury and he seems to be eating a roast dog in a grave yard.

No one ever talks about Bruce lee's penchant for roast dog do they?
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Re: baby gaga breast milk ice cream

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:35 pm

FAIL:SAFE wrote:Strawman, I think you answered your own question there.

Incidentally, Im just watching Bruce Lee in fist of fury and he seems to be eating a roast dog in a grave yard.

No one ever talks about Bruce lee's penchant for roast dog do they?
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