Man tries surgery on own hernia w butter knife

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Man tries surgery on own hernia w butter knife

Post by groomporter » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:11 am

A 63-year-old Glendale man was in stable condition Monday after he apparently attempted surgery on himself with a six-inch butter knife in an attempt to remove a protruding hernia from his stomach, police said... As police waited for paramedics to arrive, Lorenz said the man pulled out the knife and shoved a cigarette he was smoking inside the open wound.
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Re: Man tries surgery on own hernia w butter knife

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:58 pm

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Re: Man tries surgery on own hernia w butter knife

Post by groomporter » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:47 am

I suspect he had a "pre-existing condition" -and NOT a physical one...
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