Milton Police Find Shark In Woods

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Milton Police Find Shark In Woods

Post by groomporter » Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:54 pm

Nearest Salt Water More Than An Hour Away
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Re: Milton Police Find Shark In Woods

Post by strawman » Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:39 pm

I once caught a small shark and wanted to reap and mount his jaws and teeth. But how do you find out how to do something like that in the days before Ask.com, right? Well, the only thing I could think of was to hang him in a tree by his tail and let nature take its course.

Unfortunately, my property was only a little over 2 acres, and I didn't reckon on nature's course being as smelly as it was, and the fact that nature's breezes cover all 360 degrees of the compass. I quickly concluded that I could no way wait for nature's course to be taken.

Bottom line: I can tell you exactly how a shark can be found in a woods a mile from any salt water.
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Re: Milton Police Find Shark In Woods

Post by StalinSays » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:35 pm

The sharks are taking their first, unsuccessful test flights! The flying shark apocalypse is upon us! No!

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Re: Milton Police Find Shark In Woods

Post by Mikes » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:30 am

And the local townspeople always wondered why there were no bears in their woods.....
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