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Milton Police Find Shark In Woods
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I once caught a small shark and wanted to reap and mount his jaws and teeth. But how do you find out how to do something like that in the days before Ask.com, right? Well, the only thing I could think of was to hang him in a tree by his tail and let nature take its course.
Unfortunately, my property was only a little over 2 acres, and I didn't reckon on nature's course being as smelly as it was, and the fact that nature's breezes cover all 360 degrees of the compass. I quickly concluded that I could no way wait for nature's course to be taken.
Bottom line: I can tell you exactly how a shark can be found in a woods a mile from any salt water.
Unfortunately, my property was only a little over 2 acres, and I didn't reckon on nature's course being as smelly as it was, and the fact that nature's breezes cover all 360 degrees of the compass. I quickly concluded that I could no way wait for nature's course to be taken.
Bottom line: I can tell you exactly how a shark can be found in a woods a mile from any salt water.
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The sharks are taking their first, unsuccessful test flights! The flying shark apocalypse is upon us! No!
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And the local townspeople always wondered why there were no bears in their woods.....
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