blew up his home with vodka still

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blew up his home with vodka still

Post by groomporter » Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:13 pm

Inventor found wandering streets in blackened underwear after blowing his home up while trying brew his own vodka
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l?ITO=1490
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Re: blew up his home with vodka still

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:20 pm

Never mind that. Did you catch the part about:
One of his products is making gift paper and stationery from sheep droppings which has been presented to Prince Charles.
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And note that in 2006 he won a £20,000 Millennium Award for 'social entrepreneurship'.

Oh, Britannia. How far you have fallen!

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Re: blew up his home with vodka still

Post by strawman » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:46 pm

I know the type.
You've got waste from the royal sheep dropping stationary process. You turn to your friends, and one of them objects that it's a shame it's not really all that "green", what with the leftover sludge. So you say Ah, but that's where you're wrong! If this stuff ferments in the basement for a month, it's sugars will turn it into vodka!
You say this knowing full well that Mr. Greenypants is an avid alcoholic. And in fact, his eyes light up at the prospect. However, your basement lacks ventilation, and a month later when you all go down to check, the mere turning on of an overhead light ignites the very atmosphere, and London Bridge and My Fair Lady all in one.
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