Woman tattoos "'Do Not Resuscitate'" on chest

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Woman tattoos "'Do Not Resuscitate'" on chest

Post by FAIL:SAFE » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:21 pm


Just to be on the safe side I suppose.

I heard she had PTO tattooed on her back as well, but don't know if it's true.

I can do it quickly, cheaply or properly- but not all three at once.

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Re: Woman tattoos "'Do Not Resuscitate'" on chest

Post by strawman » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:28 pm

Patent and Trademark Office is going to be surprised when they get her body in the mail.
Nevertheless, following procedure, they will return her with a notice that only working models are eligible for consideration.
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Re: Woman tattoos "'Do Not Resuscitate'" on chest

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:23 am

No, no, no! It's "Push to operate". She's probably a fembot.

(Or else she wants a little pushy in her tushy.)

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