Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by badgers

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Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by badgers

Post by groomporter » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:31 pm

According to reports, Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf adult film star, was found partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales
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Post by strawman » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:39 pm

There's a cautionary tale in there somewhere...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The badger pictured with this story is NOT associated in any way with Percy Foster or his tragic end. It is, to our knowledge, innocent of any violence against humanity. Please ignore the gorey foreskin he is noshing on. That does NOT look like Percy Foster.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by badgers

Post by StalinSays » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:33 pm

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Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by badgers

Post by FAIL:SAFE » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:14 pm

I was just about to post this story- anyway, if ever there was a reason not to go into porn it's the possibility of ending up eaten by badgers ( and looking like gorden Ramsey)
I can do it quickly, cheaply or properly- but not all three at once.

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Post by strawman » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:15 pm

Reason #2 wasn't so bad until after Reason #1
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Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by badgers

Post by nighatwasim88 » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:44 pm

strawman wrote:There's a cautionary tale in there somewhere...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The badger pictured with this story is NOT associated in any way with Percy Foster or his tragic end. It is, to our knowledge, innocent of any violence against humanity. Please ignore the gorey foreskin he is noshing on. That does NOT look like Percy Foster.
Ramsay is such a great chef he nice. 8)

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