‘Holy Smokes Loads Cremation Ashes Into Shotgun Shells

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‘Holy Smokes Loads Cremation Ashes Into Shotgun Shells

Post by groomporter » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:50 am

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/10/ ... ctor%29%29
I want my ashes put into some turkey load shotgun shells and have someone that knows how to turkey hunt use the shotgun shells with my ashes to shoot a turkey. That way I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that one turkey will see is me, screaming at him at about 900 feet per second.”
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Re: ‘Holy Smokes Loads Cremation Ashes Into Shotgun Shells

Post by strawman » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:02 pm

Wired has just inspired a wave of new "Holy Smoke" orders from divorcées.
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Post by cremationash » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:43 am

Yeah that will look like this....

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Post by strawman » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:13 pm

cremationash wrote:Yeah that will look like this....

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Either that would be a really small person, or a really big container, or maybe one of a set? So many questions...
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Re: ‘Holy Smokes Loads Cremation Ashes Into Shotgun Shells

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:25 pm

strawman wrote:Either that would be a really small person, or a really big container, or maybe one of a set? So many questions...
Naw, that's just a gold and silver plated, 12-gauge-ish shotgun shell. (And really subtle spam marketing by that "user".)

Notice how it is to be worn, business end aimed squarely at the base of your skull and with the primer unprotected. Be careful when leaning over things!

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