CDC: Do not castrate lambs with your teeth

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Re: CDC: Do not castrate lambs with your teeth

Post by StalinSays » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:46 am

And you thought the warning not to use the hair dryer in the bathtub was weird.
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Re: CDC: Do not castrate lambs with your teeth

Post by strawman » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:02 am

This is the last straw! the ultimate in intrusive, nanny-state big-government Obamanonsense! (In this case, sounds like Michelle). These days, they don't even hold hearings before you're ordered not to participate in your favorite consensual, victimless activity. I mean, whose the hell business is it what people do with their teeth, or their lamb's testicles?

Note: I speak without partiality, as I do not participate in this particular activity myself. However, there is a principle involved here concerning the pursuit of happiness. Who has not been moved by the famous quotation, which goes something like, "They came for the Hittites, and I did not speak up, because I was not a Hittite; and finally they came fore me, but no one spoke up, because they were not me."

They came for some other people too. Maybe they came for you. I hope not, but I don't remember. Maybe they just came for your dog. I don't even know why they came, but the point is that they came, and I didn't say anything. I value my privacy, okay? Okay, not that it's any of your business, but I was sucking nitrous from a can of whipped cream, and didn't even hear the doorbell; I only realized later that your dog was gone.

But I digress.

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Re: CDC: Do not castrate lambs with your teeth

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:27 am

Please, digress more.

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Re: CDC: Do not castrate lambs with your teeth

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:55 pm

While I'm not a farm boy, I do watch Dirty Jobs, and I got the impression that it's a macho way to do it.

That's gotta be embarrassing.
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Re: CDC: Do not castrate lambs with your teeth

Post by nicholbb » Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:16 pm

Could have left advice at "spit, don't swallow" ... probably.

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