Proposed Illinois law would outlaw moving or sex with corpse

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Proposed Illinois law would outlaw moving or sex with corpse

Post by strawman » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:23 pm

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 87703.html

From the land of Hope and Change...

They can vote, but they can't have sex?

We need laws to stop corpses from moving?

Sounds like a slippery slope to me.
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Re: Proposed Illinois law would outlaw moving or sex with co

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:39 pm

A friend will help you move.
your best friend will help you move a body.
your best friend with benefits will... ewww
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Re: Proposed Illinois law would outlaw moving or sex with co

Post by strawman » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:19 pm

I suppose it's possible to have sex without moving. Don't the Hindus do that?
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Re: Proposed Illinois law would outlaw moving or sex with co

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:27 am

If the law passes, then Illinois radically swings to the Republicans in 2012! (Drastically lower Democrat turn-out).

Too many Chicago (Perennially the murder capital of the USA) practices would be hurt by this bill. It's Dead on arrival and the corpse will be hidden.

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Re: Proposed Illinois law would outlaw moving or sex with co

Post by Lone Mopper » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:52 am

The worst part is that other than election time, the dead are all up here in their lake cabins and clogging the parking lots of the donut shops.
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