Dino Farts

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Dino Farts

Post by Mikes » Tue May 08, 2012 3:31 am

New research suggests dinosaur flatulence contributed to global warming.
By scaling up the digestive wind of cows, they estimate that the population of dinosaurs - as a whole - produced 520 million tonnes of gas annually.
And now we wait for a story about travelling back in time to pass around the ant acid tablet to save glaciers.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue May 08, 2012 9:52 am

Mikes wrote:New research suggests dinosaur flatulence contributed to global warming.
By scaling up the digestive wind of cows, they estimate that the population of dinosaurs - as a whole - produced 520 million tonnes of gas annually.
And now we wait for a story about travelling back in time to pass around the ant acid tablet to save glaciers.
We need the BEAN-O company to come up with some super-sized tablets for the trip.
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Post by strawman » Tue May 08, 2012 12:01 pm

Bean-O saves the world.
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Post by groomporter » Tue May 08, 2012 2:24 pm

PZ Myers straightened this one out.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2012 ... _dying.php
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Post by Mikes » Mon May 21, 2012 2:42 am

And now dino farts might still affect us today!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18120093

Now that's what I call trapped gas.
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