Giant Eyeball Washes up in Florida

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Giant Eyeball Washes up in Florida

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:01 pm

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Re: Giant Eyeball Washes up in Florida

Post by strawman » Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:31 pm

"Agency spokeswoman Carli Segelson says the eyeball likely came from a marine animal, since it was found on a beach. Possible candidates include a giant squid, a whale or some type of large fish."

Seriously, the steely, intractable logic of "the eyeball likely came from a marine animal, since it was found on a beach" is far superior to "40 men in a coordinated RPG assault spontaneously showed up on 9/11 in Benghazi to protest an obscure movie trailer made months before.

Carli Segelson for Sec State.
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Re: Giant Eyeball Washes up in Florida

Post by jason todd » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:32 pm

first Lovecraft month now this i am never going to the seaside again EVER
cthulu's hard to comprehend?, you've obviously never tried talking to a girl

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Re: Giant Eyeball Washes up in Florida

Post by strawman » Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:50 am

They've posted another picture. It's starting to make sense.
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