Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!

Post by Christi » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:20 pm

"Little girls need to learn to breastfeed. Berjuan Toys, the company that has always supported the development of small children by producing interesting, engaging dolls, continues its tradition with the release of this innovative baby doll"

Why do little girls need to learn to breast feed???
This is just weird man!!

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Re: Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:24 pm

"This toy really sucks!"

In an unrelated news story from 10 years from now....
Police are reporting a rash of mauled infants, with lacerations in their backs. Some babies have AA batteries taped over the wounds. Many babies are being found in dumpsters.

When contacted the mothers, all underage teens, said things like, "I'm so tired of that toy," and, "Usually it stops acting flaky if I change the batteries."

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Re: Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!

Post by jason todd » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:48 pm

i fear for my generation so very much
cthulu's hard to comprehend?, you've obviously never tried talking to a girl

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