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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:11 am
by deflective

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:55 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
Not CGI, plastic wrap and corn syrup.


Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:53 pm
by StalinSays
'Bryozoa (' was a suggestion from the youtube comments, it seems feasible. I was unaware anything remotely learned could ever be delivered in the form of a youtube comment.

Kinda looks like the sentient insides of a Taco Bell bean burrito to me. Maybe the term 'tortilla shell' is more literal than once assumed.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:29 pm
by strawman
This is from Incredible Journey. You're in the sinuses.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:06 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
Well, I've heard of things being in the belly, bowels and heart of the Earth. It's only logical that someone would eventually stumble onto the sinus.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:08 pm
by Phenopath
This video made me happy.


Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:24 pm
by StalinSays
Here is the point of origin for this story, as far as I've tracked it: ... 3974.story

Can't beat a headline like 'Prehistoric Sewer Monster Caught on Video'

Bryozoan, by this account. Dissenting opinions identify them as sea worm clusters. I don't pick sides. What is important to know - red necks have blown one up:

From one primitive life form to another 'f*ck you teeheehee'

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:18 am
by strawman
That ain't a redneck, man. Them be coonasses!
Don't you recognize Cajuniens Shortbusicus when you see one?

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:41 am
by deflective
hooyee! that there is the prologue to an alien invasion movie.

it just needs a second part where the kids start complaining about being sick then the camera slips out of the dudes rapidly jellifying fingers and... bam!

bryozoan coonasses iii: outa sewers, inta yertubes

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:19 pm
by strawman
A movie about REALLY viral videos.
When you conceive of something, it is conceived in you.
And the only way to be saved is to completely eliminate the thought from your mind.
Yep. I luv me sum of dat!

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:24 pm
by drabblebabbler


Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:45 pm
by StalinSays
drabblebabbler wrote:As requested by Mr. Tweedy...
We all get moderated, sooner or later, fret not.
I enjoy the story commenter 'That's just Bernie Madoff's cold, black heart.'

"Ed Buchan, environmental coordinator at the Raleigh Public Utilities Department, said staff biologists have confirmed that the "creature" is actually a colony of tubifex worms. The colonies attach themselves to roots that gradually work themselves into weak points in the pipes.

"They seem to respond to the light from the camera," Buchan said. "That light is pretty hot.""


MMMmmm... get some Vodka penne sauce on there, some Italian Sausage, that infestation is ready for the Olive Garden.

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:05 pm
by strawman
AND it's 16 years old...

...where's Norm?

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:29 pm
by deflective
raleigh / r'lyeh


Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:08 am
by normsherman
Sorry everyone, I was dead but dreaming on this one. Holy crap, that's blows my mind.
So they've settled on clumps o' worm eh?

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:27 am
by drabblebabbler
it's about time norm...

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:22 am
by normsherman
For real, I haven't dropped a ball this big since Luke's dad back in '82. ANd that was quite a ball.
I've been distracted in the netherworld, you clown larvae have been barely getting weekly episodes by the skin of your egg-teeth...
But yah, I don't think I've ever seen a more disturbing cryptozoological video than this. I don't even care if they "explain" this abomination as part of a socialized healthcare option, it will always be unspeakably hideous. Inspiration for the next Bbardle... (Lovecraft's Birthday!)