Raise the machine-uprising threat level to "AAHH MY EYES!!!"

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Raise the machine-uprising threat level to "AAHH MY EYES!!!"

Post by bolddeceiver » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:29 pm

ATMs in South Africa equipped with pepper spray.

And they're already indiscriminately attacking their creators...
...the pagoda-like enclosure, where Japanese sand-badgers disported themselves...

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Oh NOES

Post by StalinSays » Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:50 pm

1) Japanese hostess android bot lures you to ATM.
2) ATM sprays your eyes, sending you writhing to the ground
3) Robo-bats dive bomb your prone personage in flocks, neutralizing any chance of escape
4) Corpse fueled bot rolls up, and processes your still struggling bio mass like a Quiznos oven heats a stove. Game over.

Who needs terminators? They already have a perfect death'ssembly line in order.

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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:52 pm

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Re: Oh NOES

Post by LajesticVantrashellofLob » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:46 am

StalinSays wrote:1) Japanese hostess android bot lures you to ATM.
2) ATM sprays your eyes, sending you writhing to the ground
3) Robo-bats dive bomb your prone personage in flocks, neutralizing any chance of escape
4) Corpse fueled bot rolls up, and processes your still struggling bio mass like a Quiznos oven heats a stove. Game over.

Who needs terminators? They already have a perfect death'ssembly line in order.
5) The energy from your burned corpse is used to power the above process for the next victim, of course.
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Re: Oh NOES

Post by StalinSays » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:52 pm

* Oops, I meant 'sub' not 'stove'
LajesticVantrashellofLob wrote:5) The energy from your burned corpse is used to power the above process for the next victim, of course.
Yeah, step 5 creates the inefficiency free loop. Cold, mechanical design - emotion and empathy free execution. All this, having known since 2006 we taste like bacon to them!

We deserve our robo-doom, we really do.

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