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Raise the machine-uprising threat level to "AAHH MY EYES!!!"

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:29 pm
by bolddeceiver
ATMs in South Africa equipped with pepper spray.

And they're already indiscriminately attacking their creators...

Oh NOES

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:50 pm
by StalinSays
1) Japanese hostess android bot lures you to ATM.
2) ATM sprays your eyes, sending you writhing to the ground
3) Robo-bats dive bomb your prone personage in flocks, neutralizing any chance of escape
4) Corpse fueled bot rolls up, and processes your still struggling bio mass like a Quiznos oven heats a stove. Game over.

Who needs terminators? They already have a perfect death'ssembly line in order.

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:52 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
The Moderator places his raised Seal of Approval on the above post.

Re: Oh NOES

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:46 am
by LajesticVantrashellofLob
StalinSays wrote:1) Japanese hostess android bot lures you to ATM.
2) ATM sprays your eyes, sending you writhing to the ground
3) Robo-bats dive bomb your prone personage in flocks, neutralizing any chance of escape
4) Corpse fueled bot rolls up, and processes your still struggling bio mass like a Quiznos oven heats a stove. Game over.

Who needs terminators? They already have a perfect death'ssembly line in order.
5) The energy from your burned corpse is used to power the above process for the next victim, of course.

Re: Oh NOES

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:52 pm
by StalinSays
* Oops, I meant 'sub' not 'stove'
LajesticVantrashellofLob wrote:5) The energy from your burned corpse is used to power the above process for the next victim, of course.
Yeah, step 5 creates the inefficiency free loop. Cold, mechanical design - emotion and empathy free execution. All this, having known since 2006 we taste like bacon to them!

We deserve our robo-doom, we really do.