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An idea you can take to the bank! The cheese bank, that is.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:31 am
by bolddeceiver
Italian bank Credem maintains vault of delicious collateral...

And if there's a break-in, does somebody ring the cheese alarm?

...

What, I can't be the only Robyn Hitchcock fan here, can I?

Re: An idea you can take to the bank! The cheese bank, that is.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:57 pm
by StalinSays
We live in a strange world.

Bank of America just notified me that instead of overage fees, they're coming to my house and eating craft singles.

Re: An idea you can take to the bank! The cheese bank, that is.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:41 pm
by ROU Killing Time
StalinSays wrote:We live in a strange world.

Bank of America just notified me that instead of overage fees, they're coming to my house and eating craft singles.
Scary, (not for you, for the bank executives)

Last time I broke into your house for some spare cheese I discovered that you are apparently seeking a more effective anti-biotic.

Don't let nighttime intruders stop you from that vital work. The cure to the zombie plague is just around the corner, behind the spoiled milk and underneath that rotten potato salad you've been meaning to toss out for the last three years.

Re: An idea you can take to the bank! The cheese bank, that is.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:17 pm
by Big Anklevich
Yeah, I feel bad for the poor BofA execs. Kraft singles are a long way from cheese. I usually just call that a grease slick myself.

Maybe the execs can rip a bit off of your kids string cheese from his lunch.