We Better Hope this Never Catches On in America...

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We Better Hope this Never Catches On in America...

Post by StalinSays » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:23 am

Gang accused of killing to sell human fat

...Or we can kiss Kansas and Texas good bye.
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Post by zZzacha » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:06 pm

Well, if there were a market for fat, some people in America could be very, very rich!

Having said that, I would like to note that this is the most gruwesome criminal activity evar. How can you ever brag about that?

"I'm a fat dealer, man"
"Yeah, I'm a phat dealer too. ... Wut?! You deal in fat?!? That ain't phat man."
"Ow yeah. Fat is the new phat"
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:32 pm

zZzacha wrote:Well, if there were a market for fat, some people in America could be very, very rich!

Having said that, I would like to note that this is the most gruwesome criminal activity evar. How can you ever brag about that?

"I'm a fat dealer, man"
"Yeah, I'm a phat dealer too. ... Wut?! You deal in fat?!? That ain't phat man."
"Ow yeah. Fat is the new phat"
Can you squeeze that into 100 characters for the twit-fic forum? C'mon, pull on that zipper, you can make those pants fit... Buying the next size of jeans is defeatest.
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Post by TheJebi » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:53 pm

I guess Tyler Durden had the right idea...
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Post by groomporter » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:41 am

There was an episode of the TV show "Boston Legal" where William Shatner's character Denny Crane was involved with a business selling human fat from lypo-suction procedures to be converted to fuel.
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Post by strawman » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:48 am

groomporter wrote:There was an episode of the TV show "Boston Legal" where William Shatner's character Denny Crane was involved with a business selling human fat from lypo-suction procedures to be converted to fuel.
Betcha ALGee would get 50 miles per gallon
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:47 am

strawman wrote:
groomporter wrote:There was an episode of the TV show "Boston Legal" where William Shatner's character Denny Crane was involved with a business selling human fat from lypo-suction procedures to be converted to fuel.
Betcha ALGee would get 50 miles per gallon
Actually, he's lost most of his post 2000 election, beer gut.
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Post by strawman » Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:05 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:
groomporter wrote:There was an episode of the TV show "Boston Legal" where William Shatner's character Denny Crane was involved with a business selling human fat from lypo-suction procedures to be converted to fuel.
Betcha ALGee would get 50 miles per gallon
Actually, he's lost most of his post 2000 election, beer gut.
I'm just talking about the jowls and eyelids.

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Post by DougallStrange » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:25 am

mmmmmmmmmm... Long Pig fat umm I mean thats awful, yea awful thats the ticket
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Post by sabbatica » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:41 pm

Goodbye.
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