MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersnatch
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
I'm throwing my support with Minhotops. He's got the combined support of Greek AND Egyptian mythology. By comparison Bandersnatch just seems kinda... lame.
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
I summon thee Minhotops supporters to frikkin CALL IN NOW!! 443 552 0335!! So so easy and greatly enhances his chances of winning at this point with the way we are doing the scoring. I even promise to edit out any excessive "uhms, ehrs and uhhhs" if you freeze up with performance anxiety. I'll make you sound awesome instead!! Do it now damnit!!
Also, if you people only knew the horrendous (but A++ for effort) atrocity of a song that's in the lead as sole submission to the MBDM talent show competition thingy you'd surely be writing megabeast sonnets, raps, going to the beach and making half-ass worm-bear sand castles tomorrow. It's a free Bo commission on the line here! Just sayin!
Also, if you people only knew the horrendous (but A++ for effort) atrocity of a song that's in the lead as sole submission to the MBDM talent show competition thingy you'd surely be writing megabeast sonnets, raps, going to the beach and making half-ass worm-bear sand castles tomorrow. It's a free Bo commission on the line here! Just sayin!
"Give us all some Jelly"
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
You don't know how badly I want to submit just because of that.
Work, creative juices, work!
Boris, Snatch, and Minho meet
Which of them the dawn shall greet?
By night the beast-wars rage and wail
By day break, two of them shall fail
Snatch, the lightening quick phase-shifter
Boris, worm-like ninja drifter
Minh--dim-witted dinosaur
Converge upon the battle floor
... More later.
Work, creative juices, work!
Boris, Snatch, and Minho meet
Which of them the dawn shall greet?
By night the beast-wars rage and wail
By day break, two of them shall fail
Snatch, the lightening quick phase-shifter
Boris, worm-like ninja drifter
Minh--dim-witted dinosaur
Converge upon the battle floor
... More later.
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Go Minhotops!
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Go Bigger Boris!
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
So, can these contest submissions include beasts from rounds past, or is it just current round beast cheerleading?
You can't keep a soul in a box. You gotta wear it proud. It's gotta be yours, not someone else's. -Sing
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
It's whatever!moonowl wrote:So, can these contest submissions include beasts from rounds past, or is it just current round beast cheerleading?
"Give us all some Jelly"
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Hey, that must be me! I'm in the lead? Whoo-hoo! OK now if nobody else submits I stand a chance...so everyone just be cool. be. cool. No need to call in. No need to get creative. Just return to your torpor and forget about the whole thing. There is no contest. There are no trading cards. You will remain asleeeeeeep.normsherman wrote:...if you people only knew the horrendous (but A++ for effort) atrocity of a song that's in the lead as sole submission to the MBDM talent show competition...
~boot
Hey waitaminute...the melodious rapture of my crooner vocals combined with the edgy and relevant lyrical content and my mystifying muse for musical magnificence manufactured a masterpiece you deem a "horrendous atrocity"? Man, I sure hope this contest is graded on something other than talent. C'mon people...sleep!
That was a typographical error--it should have been a blank space.
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Sleeeeeeep...fulapin wrote:...Work, creative juices, work!...
That was a typographical error--it should have been a blank space.
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Go Bandersnatch!!
Interdimensional raging mantis alien!!!! How does that possibly sound lame?!?!
Interdimensional raging mantis alien!!!! How does that possibly sound lame?!?!
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Minh's heat-seeking missiles launchfulapin wrote: Boris, Snatch, and Minho meet
Which of them the dawn shall greet?
By night the beast-wars rage and wail
By day break, two of them shall fail
Snatch, the lightening quick phase-shifter
Boris, worm-like ninja drifter
Minh--dim-witted dinosaur
Converge upon the battle floor
Aimed at Boris's arrogant haunch
Deep within the earthen crust
Boris burrows; missiles hit dust
Roguish Snatch, quietly observed
Invisible, unmoving, energy conserved
Charges up Boris, arms extended
Pincers clamping for Minhotop's tendons
The armored dino juggernaut,
Hovers, maneuvers, escapes the onslaught
Mistakenly forgotten, devious Snatch
Phases in form, makes his attack
Monofilamental razor-sharp mesh
Pierces armor, spirit, and flesh
micro, unbreakable, invisible but-for
bloody drops seeping through Minhotop's pores
In the beast wars
May the best beast excel
In under a moment
A mega-beast fell
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Agreed!jannypie wrote:Go Bandersnatch!!
Interdimensional raging mantis alien!!!! How does that possibly sound lame?!?!
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
fulapin wrote:Minh's heat-seeking missiles launchfulapin wrote: Boris, Snatch, and Minho meet
Which of them the dawn shall greet?
By night the beast-wars rage and wail
By day break, two of them shall fail
Snatch, the lightening quick phase-shifter
Boris, worm-like ninja drifter
Minh--dim-witted dinosaur
Converge upon the battle floor
Aimed at Boris's arrogant haunch
Deep within the earthen crust
Boris burrows; missiles hit dust
Roguish Snatch, quietly observed
Invisible, unmoving, energy conserved
Charges up Boris, arms extended
Pincers clamping for Minhotop's tendons
The armored dino juggernaut,
Hovers, maneuvers, escapes the onslaught
Mistakenly forgotten, devious Snatch
Phases in form, makes his attack
Monofilamental razor-sharp mesh
Pierces armor, spirit, and flesh
micro, unbreakable, invisible but-for
bloody drops seeping through Minhotop's pores
In the beast wars
May the best beast excel
In under a moment
A mega-beast fell
Bbardle! Bbardle! We got a band!
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
normsherman wrote:It's whatever!moonowl wrote:So, can these contest submissions include beasts from rounds past, or is it just current round beast cheerleading?
Okay, I gots me an idea. I just have to wait for the cold medicine to kick in again.
You can't keep a soul in a box. You gotta wear it proud. It's gotta be yours, not someone else's. -Sing
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
I just listened to Mongoose again and if anything it reinforced my conviction there can only be one winner here, and that's Snatch.
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
Just because it's called a 'snatch' should be means for disqualification.Mikes wrote:I just listened to Mongoose again and if anything it reinforced my conviction there can only be one winner here, and that's Snatch.
People, Minhotops has armor, missiles, flight and can absorb power. What else do you want?
You can't keep a soul in a box. You gotta wear it proud. It's gotta be yours, not someone else's. -Sing
Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
The Rath Breeder had armour in Mongoose. Didn't do that much good.moonowl wrote:Minhotops has armor...
It's can't lock onto that which is not in phase.moonowl wrote:.... missiles....
A monkey.moonowl wrote:.... What else do you want?
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
So as you know, I backed Lamb Chops in the first round. Little did I know my support would not get me far. Because of what happened a couple weeks ago, I'm certainly not a Bigger Boris backer...
So I have my iPod in listening to The Drabblecast, and I have a feeling something is watching me.

Huh. I look but of course nothing is there. I go back to my knitting and listening to the show.
I go grab my scissors from my trusty knitting basket and feel sharp pain in my wrist. OMG! LAMB CHOPS!
I've been katana-ed!

He quickly makes an escape to hide and no doubt, plans to attack me again.

What I wonder, has made him so angry at me? I have always been a supporter of the deadly sheep.
OH MY GOD HE MUST HAVE FOUND THE LAMB ROAST!
(and the beer. Yeah, that is really my fridge folks. Now you know why I like the show so much.)

I lock myself in my basement, bar the doors and windows, hoping to be safe from the woolly terror I've unleashed..... when DEATH FROM ABOVE! Arrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gurgle*

Luckily after hearing my screams my neighbors called 9-1-1 and the ambulance was able to sew my intestines back in.
Anyway, that's why I can't support bigger Boris. And why I now sleep with a shotgun and wool shears. I never ever count sheep...
The end.
This contest entry is brought to you by DayQuil and being trapped in the house for 3 days.
So I have my iPod in listening to The Drabblecast, and I have a feeling something is watching me.

Huh. I look but of course nothing is there. I go back to my knitting and listening to the show.
I go grab my scissors from my trusty knitting basket and feel sharp pain in my wrist. OMG! LAMB CHOPS!
I've been katana-ed!

He quickly makes an escape to hide and no doubt, plans to attack me again.

What I wonder, has made him so angry at me? I have always been a supporter of the deadly sheep.
OH MY GOD HE MUST HAVE FOUND THE LAMB ROAST!
(and the beer. Yeah, that is really my fridge folks. Now you know why I like the show so much.)

I lock myself in my basement, bar the doors and windows, hoping to be safe from the woolly terror I've unleashed..... when DEATH FROM ABOVE! Arrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gurgle*

Luckily after hearing my screams my neighbors called 9-1-1 and the ambulance was able to sew my intestines back in.
Anyway, that's why I can't support bigger Boris. And why I now sleep with a shotgun and wool shears. I never ever count sheep...
The end.
This contest entry is brought to you by DayQuil and being trapped in the house for 3 days.
You can't keep a soul in a box. You gotta wear it proud. It's gotta be yours, not someone else's. -Sing
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn
LOL!! Oh that is awesome. And I'm not being sheepish!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Re: MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersn

Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!