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Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:41 am
by strawman
It was I resurrected her from the dead! I got zZzacha back! Me! It's a miracle! Send donations to strawmanministries.org.
[But zZacha, what about Geert. Is he okay? Did he survive?]

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:06 am
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:It was I resurrected her from the dead! I got zZzacha back! Me! It's a miracle! Send donations to strawmanministries.org.
[But zZacha, what about Geert. Is he okay? Did he survive?]
Hey Preach, that URL is invalid! Is the Devil messing with your web host again?

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:28 am
by alhilton
Yay! Welcome back, zZzacha! :D

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:52 pm
by strawman
tbaker2500 wrote:
strawman wrote:It was I resurrected her from the dead! I got zZzacha back! Me! It's a miracle! Send donations to strawmanministries.org.
[But zZacha, what about Geert. Is he okay? Did he survive?]
Hey Preach, that URL is invalid! Is the Devil messing with your web host again?
strawman ministries is a Monopoly Board ministry, located between Boardwalk and Park Place, and as such accepts only Monopoly money. We are experiencing difficulty getting monopoly funds through our Pay Pal option. Fortunately, our virtual expenses are minimal, and so we continue with our miracle ministries revival work. We believe that zZzacha is only the first of many. For lo and yea, "There is hope for your future, declares the LORD, and your children shall come back to their own country."
(Jer 31:17)

We pray especially now for the revival of our brothers Cammoblammo and Revsleestax.
C'mon, guys.

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:01 am
by zZzacha
I am a miracle! I always knew there was something funny about me.

strawman has put the life back in me! I have returned, I have come back to my own country of the strange and it feels great!

Yeah, where is Cammo these days?! Make him come back too, strawman!

[As for Geert: yeah, he lives. I never knew he was hiding on a military basis! What a wuss]

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:35 pm
by strawman
And lo and yea, the Rev has this day also risen. It is verily a week of rising. Think I'll go bake some bread!

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:18 pm
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:And lo and yea, the Rev has this day also risen. It is verily a week of rising. Think I'll go bake some bread!
Raisin' Bread?

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:30 pm
by strawman
tbaker2500 wrote:
strawman wrote:And lo and yea, the Rev has this day also risen. It is verily a week of rising. Think I'll go bake some bread!
Raisin' Bread?
Naturally! :D

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:13 pm
by themorg
strawman wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:
strawman wrote:And lo and yea, the Rev has this day also risen. It is verily a week of rising. Think I'll go bake some bread!
Raisin' Bread?
Naturally! :D
so does it come from a raisin bread tree

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:29 pm
by cammoblammo
YYAAAWWWNNNNN.... Oh man, I was enjoying that sleep. Now some fool comes and resurrects me.

zZzacha, double shot latte with two sugars thanks. Soon...

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:49 pm
by strawman
(I always knew in my heart that Lazarus wouldn't be happy.) But that won't keep strawmanministries from continuing to wake the dead, will it? No way. zZzacha, make that a French Press! We've got work to do. First, I've been notified by the Romero Board we need to establish that you're not zombies. So please tell us the first thing that comes into your mind when I say the word...

1) Eat_______!

2) _______ brains!

Okay, everyone. As soon as they correctly answer these two questions, it will be safe to ask them anything you're curious about walking toward the light, and what-have-you.
Well, I'm off for my address to the Tea Party convention. Please remember to donate to strawman ministries via Play Pal.

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:39 pm
by tbaker2500
cammoblammo wrote:YYAAAWWWNNNNN.... Oh man, I was enjoying that sleep. Now some fool comes and resurrects me.

zZzacha, double shot latte with two sugars thanks. Soon...
Well, it's about time. Do you know what we've had to put up with while you were gone??

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:32 pm
by Phenopath
strawman wrote:Well, I'm off for my address to the Tea Party convention.
Teddy bears?

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:00 pm
by normsherman
Every time one of our Aussie friends vanishes I always think the worst. There's a lotta badass shit that can kill you down there.

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:23 am
by themorg
normsherman wrote:Every time one of our Aussie friends vanishes I always think the worst. There's a lotta badass shit that can kill you down there.
Like the water in the toilet going the wrong way?

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:36 pm
by zZzacha
cammo is back!!! strawman, you raiser you, you rock!

Eat Brains!
Eat Brains!
And drink lots of Coffees!

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:43 pm
by ROU Killing Time
zZzacha wrote:cammo is back!!! strawman, you raiser you, you rock!

Eat Brains!
Eat Brains!
And drink lots of Coffees!
Mmmmm, Coffee.

I got a Hamilton Beech espresso maker for Christmas this year.

Best Present Ever!!!111

(supposed to avoid coffee, but hey I've got my lithium now, and is life really worth living without several mocha's a day?)

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:55 am
by themorg
ROU Killing Time wrote: Mmmmm, Coffee.

I got a Hamilton Beech espresso maker for Christmas this year.

Best Present Ever!!!111

(supposed to avoid coffee, but hey I've got my lithium now, and is life really worth living without several mocha's a day?)
So you are a robot or at least a cyborg like i though i was.

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:35 pm
by DougallStrange
Glory Be Strawmanministries, I have seen the light. You can have all of my Monopoly money as soon as I sell My Railroads you dead rasin so and so

Re: Notorious Forum Hog

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:16 pm
by eric_marsh
ROU Killing Time wrote:
I got a Hamilton Beech espresso maker for Christmas this year.

Best Present Ever!!!
I got a Proteo Romanza espresso machine for my birthday a long time ago. Must have been a decade or more. Absolutely one of the best gifts I've received. Just this morning I made a couple double shots of nerve juice with it.