R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions

[tbaker2500]

Was hellcat what ROU Killing time was crying about last year?

No, ROU and I were crying over losing our dear Velasquez. Taking him out to the backyard and burying him was one of the hardest things to do. I mean, do you know how hard it was to not set off his grenades?

[Mikes]

I'm trying to decide if Hellcat would beat a regular cat. Cat's a are very passive aggressive and don't need any demonic or cult given abilities. They just slink by you silently and quietly fall asleep behind your feet, waiting for you step back. Preferably at te top of the stairs.

[strawman]

Next round megabeast nomination: Clowncat.
I just want to see how Bo draws it.

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Next round megabeast nomination: Clowncat.
I just want to see how Bo draws it.

Or we could give him some paint, a cat and a web cam. You know they'd make money on a pay per view for that.

[strawman]

bingo

[themorg]

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[StalinSays]

Ha. I quote / do an impression of that line of dialog in casual conversation, and no one ever picks up on it. They just think I'm being weird. Which is completely fair, since most of the time I am, just not weird with the same specificity.

There are two cats who inhabit my present domicile. I could paint either, but it ignores the fact we've already had a Hellcat. LOLcat no, Hellcat yes.

Seriously though, someone needs to double-back on the FEMININE WILES suggestion. To think, a mega beast with boobs. The ceiling is unimaginable.

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Seriously though, someone needs to double-back on the FEMININE WILES suggestion. To think, a mega beast with boobs. The ceiling is unimaginable.

FELINE-nin wiles? That would be six boobs. Wow, I just wierded myself out. That's a first.

[dreamrock]

Polar Borer

A polar bear with fierce red eyes and mechanical metal claws. Impervious to cold, not terribly fond of the warm (but as Lost taught us, the heat only makes it more fierce). Digs beneath its opponents and attacks their weak underbellies.

Weak to drowning apparently. Global warming is its greatest foe.

I like lamb chops. Ninja sheep.

You would, sir. You would. I recall at least one creepy tale involving sheep. And it was written by you.

[jannypie]

Boobs are overrated

[dreamrock]

Boobs are overrated

Hm, I disagree. But having them on Mega-Beasts seems a bit take it or leave it.

[normsherman]

Polar Borer

I like lamb chops. Ninja sheep.

You would, sir. You would. I recall at least one creepy tale involving sheep. And it was written by you.

Haha, yah I remember that one. Pheno's clearly a textbook sheephile.

[Mikes]

Boobs are overrated

Lies!...wait,; man boobs or regular boobs?

Man boobs on a mega beast? Ew... All we need is bristly back hair when we'd have a clear winner. The opponent would simply not get in the same ring.

[themorg]

Boobs are overrated

Hm, I disagree. But having them on Mega-Beasts seems a bit take it or leave it.

less than 2% of my brains microchemistry can agree with Jannypie. Strangely only 70% agrees with Dreamrock and the 28% is scared of icebergs.

[Phenopath]

Polar Borer

I like lamb chops. Ninja sheep.

You would, sir. You would. I recall at least one creepy tale involving sheep. And it was written by you.

Haha, yah I remember that one. Pheno's clearly a textbook sheephile.

Moonowl (yarn obsessive) is also a clearly a sheep fancier. To quote Handle's Messiah:

"We like Sheep"

[ejbman]

How about...

PTEROCRABAZER

This intelligent, flying, hard-shelled dinosaur has huge pincers instead of feet and eyes on stalks that shoot lasers in any direction. It came out of a lab that was trying to recreate pterodactyls for a certain park/game preserve, but accidentally got the DNA mixed with that of a crab and an experimental nano-laser assembly thing. It can pull its appendages into its extremely hard outer shell in an emergency, but that severely limits the action and range of the lasers.

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Oops. Just saw it closed on the 19th. Ah well. Maybe next year. I also thought of:

ILL TEMPERED SEA BASS with FRICKIN' LASERS ON THEIR HEADS

[StalinSays]

Oops. Just saw it closed on the 19th. Ah well. Maybe next year.

Yeh, let no beasts go to waste. Bottle em' up. I was thinking of locking the topic, but was am leaving it over the week in case people want to try and bump a beast (that sounded dirtier than it should have). I can say we're pretty firm on two of the three, so last minute pleas will be heard. I think it's fair to embellish an existing beast too.

Do people want me to notify them if we're using their concept? I just figure it'd be fun as a surprise Monday.

[moonowl]

"We like Sheep"

I'll own that. How many of you go to a sheep festival every year?

Okay, okay, I frogot about Kendall's Mom. How many of you go to one with G-rated intentions?