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[jannypie]

Wizz-bang has-been is a fairly accurate description. If you add witchy powers she can be ExWifeAsaurus Hex.

Here are Bo and I, pretending to dislike each other.

parsecs by jannypie143, on Flickr

[themorg]

Wizz-bang has-been is a fairly accurate description. If you add witchy powers she can be ExWifeAsaurus Hex.

Done and done

[jannypie]

Kegchilla

Mutant chinchilla with the metal-armored body of a beer keg. Constant drunkenness makes Kegchilla impervious to pain and ugliness. Heavy body weight makes him tough in a fight, and his round body shape makes his barreling booze attack his special move. Ferocious front incisors and sharp (though, tiny) claws add to its weaponry. It also has a Beer Thrower on its back, that can spray beer at high force from the tap nozzle at any enemies outside the range of its teeth and claws.

[Phenopath]

I like lamb chops. Ninja sheep.

[moonowl]

I like lamb chops. Ninja sheep.

Thirded!

[Buster Bee]

Hellcat
(a.k.a.) Cat of Nine Hells

A Bobcat / Mountain Lion / Demon Hybrid created by a animal rights / cult group and bonded to a magical collar.

Hellcat’s physical appearance is that of a very large Bobcat with demonic scales, a long whip like tail, and two long ears that are curved like upturned horns. Demon powers come from a collar made from the bones of 9 sinners, and grants him the powers of the nine hells (based somewhat on Dante's Inferno).

Has cat abilities, demon strength and toughness, and can use the tormented spirits trapped within its body to cast certain spell and abilities. Projectile vomit, Curse Marks (and by mark i'm talking marking territory), and summoning a forest of corpses are just some of its powers.

[Duster]

So I noticed that there aren't any female type characters in any of the Mega Beast contests, so I figured you could use something like that.

So the idea, the power/type - FEMININE WILES

So the feminine wiles thing would basically be mind control - using attractiveness to make others do the bidding of the girl beast. Also make them submissive. Estrogen/pheromone or something like that. A second power/weapon could be like sharp hi-heels shoes or she sucks out your soul.

So the animal, I can't immediately think of. A fox makes sense, but is negotiable.

Or you could even make it a gross animal that intoxicates/takes over your mind and becomes beautiful to the victim. Like shes a ratty street dog with fur missing with pustules and she becomes a sleek sexy fox femme-fatale type upon seduction.

I don't know, thought it would be cool to have a sexy beast involved somewhere.

[tbaker2500]

Can we suggest Guild of the Cowry Catcher characters here?

[themorg]

Welcome to the forum Mr.Duster

So I noticed that there aren't any female type characters in any of the Mega Beast contests, so I figured you could use something like that.

ExWifeAsourous Hex?

[StalinSays]

ExWifeAsourous Hex?

In fairness, Duster is talking about sexxy powers. And Hex is using bitchy powers. Also Hornaztee was a girl, but who's counting?

If the ExWifeAsourous was in the death match, who'd vote for her to succeed?

Hellcat
(a.k.a.) Cat of Nine Hells

Welcome Buster Bee. I like the suggestion, nicely fleshed out. In a bizarre bit of coincidence, last season we had a demonic, vomiting lion, whose name was Hellcat:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/ ... 2fzmxs.jpg

I'm gonna chalk this one up to the collective unconscious. Care to rework or re-concept?

[jannypie]

*raises hand*

dinosaur ex-wives, heck yeah

none of you have witnessed my velociraptor impersonation, which is a rare treat. but i'd vote for exwifeasaurus hex.

[themorg]

In fairness, Duster is talking about sexxy powers. And Hex is using bitchy powers. Also Hornaztee was a girl, but who's counting?

If the ExWifeAsourous was in the death match, who'd vote for her to succeed?

I retract my argument.

[ROU Killing Time]

Now i have the one that i would like to nominate for Mega-beast

ExWifeAsourous Hex- Totally omnipresent about how an opponent is thinking and makes them do meaningless tasks (Via ShameRay) until they die of exhaustion. In practice It makes endless judgments and covers its prey in listlessness to the point of forgetting to breathe. The ExWifeAsourous developed it from being married to a radioactive Wasband (was a husband), and turned evil after years of thank-less labor. The Wasband slowly leeches off negative energy and iradiated her spleen (that is the place where all the love is). Well he aint here no more and he aint getting anymore chicken tetrazzini... She then Studied the black arts from a correspondence course written by the late great Willie Mays. This lead her to be the Coven leader or the girl scouts and everyone knows evil and manipulative they are with their Demonic cookie sales.

Sadly its weakness is PreNupPup and GratifinAmphicoelias.

Scuse me while I pick myself up off the floor.

You're killing me here, Morg.

[jannypie]

chicken tetrazzini

[themorg]

Scuse me while I pick myself up off the floor.
You're killing me here, Morg.

i must say that i took notes from jannypie...that she gave more ideas to flesh it out and not from experience.

I have seen some EX wife's (have one myself) and it can feel like much like your heart is being sucked through a coffee stirrer while hitting the frappe button on a blender. So it is my Mega-beast and i am fearful of her.

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For those that do not know about Chicken Tetrazzini.

[Phenopath]

I don't know what Chicken Tetrazzini is but I really fancy some now.

[themorg]

I don't know what Chicken Tetrazzini is but I really fancy some now.

i have had it done well but after it was served as part of school lunch it is just not the same.

[moonowl]

Hellcat

THIS IS THE BEST BEAST EVER!!!!!

[tbaker2500]

Hellcat

THIS IS THE BEST BEAST EVER!!!!!

It's opposites day, isn't it?

[themorg]

Hellcat

THIS IS THE BEST BEAST EVER!!!!!

It's opposites day, isn't it?

Was hellcat what ROU Killing time was crying about last year?