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Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:23 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote: Stone crabs are one of the few crustaceans that a vegetarian can eat, because the claw is harvested and regenerates, (not to mention that they are as delicious as they are costly).
Oh, I see. Maiming them and eating their dismembered body part is so much less cruel than killing them outright. Typical vegetarian thinking. What do you expect from someone who only eats something that's rooted to the ground, can't run away, and has no mouth to scream.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:18 am
by themorg
ROU Killing Time wrote:someone who only eats something that's rooted to the ground, can't run away, and has no mouth to scream.
I love the lamentations of the women and children

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:04 am
by strawman
New Theory: God gave legs to the things that taste the best, so that people would eat their vegetables.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:24 am
by themorg
strawman wrote:New Theory: God gave legs to the things that taste the best, so that people would eat their vegetables.
so we eat coma patients first?

Sphiniffinataur (Sphinx -Griffin- Minotaur)

Eat you while flying and afterwords it will leave you as cow chips.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:04 am
by ROU Killing Time
themorg wrote:
strawman wrote:New Theory: God gave legs to the things that taste the best, so that people would eat their vegetables.
so we eat coma patients first?

Sphiniffinataur (Sphinx -Griffin- Minotaur)

Eat you while flying and afterwords it will leave you as cow chips.
Strawman's Sphynxter? (or Sphynxtaur?)

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:53 am
by themorg
ROU Killing Time wrote:Strawman's Sphynxter? (or Sphynxtaur?)
shows you how little i know here on death match

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:53 pm
by angagaur
The Dreadnaught-ilus. An oversized chambered nautilus capable of achieving buoyancy in air by filling chambers with hydrogen. Armed and armored like the Dreadnought-class battleships of the early 20th century. If that wasn't bad enough, this beast was raised with the rabid imperialist mindset that defined the early 1900 European empires.

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:22 pm
by tbaker2500
Nice one.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:54 pm
by ROU Killing Time
tbaker2500 wrote:Nice one.
If you gave it vampirism or the zombie virus you could further extend the pun by creating the Undeadnaught.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:47 am
by ltswampdonkey
To add more to my squirrel suggestion:

Have the squirrel suffer from dementia brought on my the ingestion of the lead surrounding the bathroom vents on the roofs of older houses.

True story, I once had to respond to a crazy squirrel who was attacking residents in an older community. It was later determined the squirrel had a lot of lead in its system which, in theory, was causing it to act all crazy.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:21 am
by tbaker2500
Mourning Dove

This bird acts as if it has just lost a loved one. Instantly sheepish about something a silly as a deathmatch, the competitors bow their heads and say a prayer for the fallen. At which point the bird rips out the jugular vein.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:31 am
by StalinSays
I'm feeling these suggestions, keep em coming! A squirrel/nautilus/komodo round, or some other dispersal of that trio, would make a great round. I'm bouncing some homegrown concepts to make room for these fine community submissions!

So I've been looking to incorporate some high profile, new to the MBDM, animal kingdom picks. With the list shared, maybe a particular critter will set one of your imaginations aloft. Gristle for the mill:

snake/cobra
scorpion
wolf/coyote
eagle
jellyfish
chupacabra
rat
gorilla
koala
cheetah
toad
walrus
pig/boar
sloth
butterfly/moth

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:18 am
by themorg
So sadly all my mind could think of was this
snake/cobra Penis
scorpion Painful Penis
wolf/coyote Emo Penis
eaglePatriotic Penis
jellyfishInsubstantial Penis
chupacabraMythical Penis
ratLow-Rent Penis
gorillaCompensating Penis
koala Eucalyptus Penis
cheetahFast Penis
toadWarty Penis
walrusIvory Penis
pig/boarHungry Penis
sloth Sad Penis
butterfly/moth
Dusty Penis

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:25 am
by ROU Killing Time
themorg wrote:So sadly all my mind could think of was this
snake/cobra Penis
scorpion Painful Penis
wolf/coyote Emo Penis
eaglePatriotic Penis
jellyfishInsubstantial Penis
chupacabraMythical Penis
ratLow-Rent Penis
gorillaCompensating Penis
koala Eucalyptus Penis
cheetahFast Penis
toadWarty Penis
walrusIvory Penis
pig/boarHungry Penis
sloth Sad Penis
butterfly/moth
Dusty Penis
Wow, that's brilliant. Except I'd think that sloth would be a slow moving penis.

To answer Bo's question, however, I think that the Kowalrus Bear has a nice ring to it. Weighing in at over 1000 pounds they'd really get your attention when they dropped from the eucalyptus trees in the outback.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:07 am
by themorg
ROU Killing Time wrote: Wow, that's brilliant. Except I'd think that sloth would be a slow moving penis.
not the animal but the sin

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:00 pm
by strawman
If your voice is deepening, and you're armpits are getting hairy, this is normal, Morg. It's called Puberty.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:29 pm
by StalinSays
You're thinking of the Mega Penis Death Match, that's in April. Also, pretty sure you're displaying warning signs of some sort.

If someone was comfortable with looking at that many penises, Morg has brainstormed some useful adjectives. Will any ideas spring forth from those loins?

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:54 pm
by ROU Killing Time
StalinSays wrote:You're thinking of the Mega Penis Death Match, that's in April. Also, pretty sure you're displaying warning signs of some sort.

If someone was comfortable with looking at that many penises, Morg has brainstormed some useful adjectives. Will any ideas spring forth from those loins?

He said "loins."

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:54 pm
by StalinSays
ROU Killing Time wrote:He said "loins."
Focus people, focus.

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:08 pm
by ROU Killing Time
StalinSays wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:He said "loins."
Focus people, focus.
Didn't like the Kowalrus Bear, eh... Back to the genetic drawing board, I guess...