MBDM 2012 - Heat 10

[Christi]

Nah Man!! It only eats live prey (what? That’s not in the specs?? That was just an oversight…he doesn’t eat dead meat. Okay!!)

Oh, my mistake. My apologies to Norm's favorite sister!

Really? Um..., where’s the blood lust and rage?
This is usually where somebody logs on and tells me (in detail) just how badly my favourite beast is going to be ripped to shreds...
Oh, and the “fav sister” thing... its on my CD, (the “ it is my- favourite- thing- in- the- world- signed- by- Norm” CD)
(I’m not trying to be arrogant, sorry if I offended....)

[admiralsunshine]

Nah Man!! It only eats live prey (what? That’s not in the specs?? That was just an oversight…he doesn’t eat dead meat. Okay!!)

Oh, my mistake. My apologies to Norm's favorite sister!

Really? Um..., where’s the blood lust and rage?
This is usually where somebody logs on and tells me (in detail) just how badly my favourite beast is going to be ripped to shreds...
Oh, and the “fav sister” thing... its on my CD, (the “ it is my- favourite- thing- in- the- world- signed- by- Norm” CD)
(I’m not trying to be arrogant, sorry if I offended....)

Haha, I feel like a jerk now! I knew you were kidding, no need to apologize, and I was fairly sure you aren't arrogant. The last thing these forums should do is make you feel bad!

Although I am pretty sure your favorite mega-beast will be ripped to shreds, fairly violently

[tbaker2500]

I'm going to start voting by puns and drawings. Combat descriptions can be generated willy-nilly to support one's own view of the facts. The only things that are non-subjective and absolute are art and puns.

Dober-man-pincer made me laugh right away. Too clever. And, subjectively, he's the only one smart enough to not eat bad food.

[Dr. Ew]

You know.. you send your babies out into the world, and you hope for only the best, savage victories for them...

And then you see the heat your poor, poor baby was put into and you realize that your baby's not for this world for much longer lol.

This particular battle scene in my head is absolute chaos. And every which way I puzzle it, I believe my Dober is doomed.... ya never know, but...

Can I just say before I have to dig his grave, that I really appreciated his Tiffany-like dog collar? Just awesome again Bo!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Yeah, it's sad-ish. But looking at that picture, you weren't going to get any grand-babies anyway.

[Christi]

You know.. you send your babies out into the world, and you hope for only the best, savage victories for them...

And then you see the heat your poor, poor baby was put into and you realize that your baby's not for this world for much longer lol.

This particular battle scene in my head is absolute chaos. And every which way I puzzle it, I believe my Dober is doomed.... ya never know, but...

Can I just say before I have to dig his grave, that I really appreciated his Tiffany-like dog collar? Just awesome again Bo!

I sympathize with the good Doctor here. My poor poor Barracade, he didn’t stand a chance!

I agree with the artistic rendition being just perfect once again. I think however that if we continue to tell Bo how amazing he is(because he really is amazing), he may get a big head and leave us for greener pastures….somewhere where they not only appreciate his talented genius, but where they pay him.

[Christi]

Yeah, it's sad-ish. But looking at that picture, you weren't going to get any grand-babies anyway.

Yeah, he does look like he should have a weird accent. ‘Ya, you just lie still zere vile I pinch yer bottom vis my huge pinchers (not zat I need zem to make up for anyzing else zat is undersized)

seriously though, he could be the spoiler!!!

[StalinSays]

Is greener pastures hiring?

I tried to balance the rounds to be 3 from fans, 2 from my list. Round 10 was the odd man out.

You are allowed to change your forum vote; unlike with people's choice, these polls allow for changing your mind. So everyone can try and negotiate a surge for their beast of choice, or generally dissuade the chalupa boosters. Also, remember the other fingers of the fist'em - your vote on facebook, deviant art (here: http://bokaier.deviantart.com/#/d4s80xc), and twitter counts too. And hey, rope in some unwitting friends - recruitment and dissemination is the fundamental reason the death match exists.

If anyone isn't too mired in their mourning, overtoad / slaying mantis / bear market aren't locks. Get me a new, worthy beast in the suggestions thread fast enough and I will sub them in. I give listener submitted ideas preference over my own.