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Market driven Posthuman evolutionary radiation

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:51 am
by secretnude
Humanity that was once one species
split into so many subspecies
on the existing
market conditions
as market niches
favor the super smart
the super artistic
and the super strong.

It is hard to cram all possible super attributes
to make a singular super person
since that would be super expensive.

Some super rich
did become superior
in all attributes
by discarding their obsolete
Homo Sapiens Body
with a completely
Homo Superior Body
via the neoBody
where a new body
is just a skip and a hop
for those that can afford
to look like Harrison Ford.

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Modular Sex

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:11 am
by secretnude
As a Modular Man,
I dated a Modular Woman
and we had Modular Sex
that involved exchanging parts
and exchanging fluids.

I was the Man
in this relationship
and today
I am the Woman
in this relationship.

We carry an encrypted neoTPM chip
in our neurochipped Brain
so that our Augmented Brains
can keep track of our identities
even if we keep changing our bodies.

is the successor to TPM
or the Trusted Platform Module
which is our Identity and Encryption

Quantum Encryption
is built in to the neoTPM
as is Quantum Key
for enhanced privacy.

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Genetically Engineered WonderSoldiers at work

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:54 am
by secretnude
Like Big Cats
on the Serengeti that
are stalking for prey, these Posthuman
Commandos are inhumanly
as they relentlessly
hunt for Afghan
Terrorists in a well defended Compound
that they found
easy to infiltrate.

One of the commandos silently
threw a knife
that violently
ended a terrorist life.

These Posthuman
Commandos blend in
with their
skin changing color like a Chameleon
while they hunt silently like a Lion.

A quick slash
from a retractable claw
left a fatal gash
for a Terrorist
as the Posthuman
towards the Terrorist
leader's bed
that is dead

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I was fired by a baby and I cried like a baby

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:15 am
by secretnude
was told that I
made the WonderBaby
cry and act like a baby
as the baby
food formula
I formulated,
he tossed
and told his nanny
and secretary
that I wasn't good.

I cried like a baby
at being fired by a baby.

My formulation
had put nutrition
ahead of taste
as it was a waste
to concentrate on taste
when the product must be cheap
to appeal to pockets
that aren't deep.

My pocket
will be deep
the severance pay
that my WonderBaby
Boss did say
would be wonderful
even if my fate is awful.

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A Kickstarter that could be a Kidstarter

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:38 am
by secretnude
strawman wrote:
secretnude wrote: My low Testosterone
is quite fixed
but I'm still a male virgin
but a very horny and quite old male virgin.
I wonder if Kickstarter would work for this?
My life is strange
and I don't know if a strange
Kickstarter will draw enough strangers
to fund a strange
documentary or even a strange
novel that I am already strangely

I'm strangely
afraid of getting
with girls due to my mother issues
and I may have other issues
that at any rate,
I would hate
to discuss in a public forum
as it may break decorum.

That Kickstarter
may also be a Kidstarter
and I am also strangely
afraid of having kids
as my childhood was sad
and quite bad
and I might make a bad

The Partying Dead

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:55 am
by secretnude
We let our AI
around and report
on the Happy Zombie
Party Zones.

The entire Planet is happy
and having a wonderful party
unlike in the dark
and stark
Planetary Capital City
in which people are sad
but witty.

The Zombies
can be bad
to the sad
and we are glad
to have finished the walls around
this sad

We found
more dead sad
people like my Dad
in the area between this City
and the Happy Zombie

My Dad
a cracked
skull that lacked
his brain
as tears from my
did drain.

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The City Walls came a day too late for my Sad Dad...

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:16 am
by secretnude
How can these Happy Zombies
that are nice to each other
be so bad
to those of us that are sad?

no different to the Happy Zombies
in the way we treat the 'other'.

Happy Zombies
don't tolerate unhappiness
even if we try to treat these Zombies
with kindness.

I felt my rage
to the full level.

I lost my level
on seeing the open head
of my sad
who was dead
due to these Happy

The City walls came a day late
for my sad
and these Happy
I do hate!

We are alone in the universe ... Terra abandoned us

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:40 am
by secretnude
We are sadly
running out of the bioweapons
that we badly
need to maintain a defensive perimeter
in the Planetary Capital City on
the Planet Demeter.

needs Terran support
that I am sad to report
isn't forthcoming
due to certain contingencies
like emergencies
in more important Terran

I suspect
that the Terrans
are simply too scared
to dare
to care
for a Planet that is almost lost
to an incurable Happy
Virus at great cost.

I am sad to report
that Terrans have written us off
and are shooting
the civilian spaceships that blasting
our spaceports.

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A quick gunfight in the middle of the night

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:19 am
by secretnude
Dead ahead
lay the bed
of a Terror cell leader
that will soon be dead.

The Posthuman
Commandos killed a few more
but unlike before
they now resorted to bullets
that let
the other Terrorists
in this Terror cell
know that things aren't going well.

A bullet did hit an American
but he didn't bleed too much
since the blood does such
good work in clotting quick
but he
did call in that he
felt a bit sick.

The fight was intense
and everybody felt tense
and in the end the Terror cell
leader got hell.

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A Kidstarter Website for the Developed World

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:41 am
by secretnude
Developed countries mostly have low
birth rates that might grow
if somebody Kickstarts
the Kidstarter
to excite young kids
into having kids.

I am not excited by the prospect
of having kids
even if my relations expect
me to have kids.

I feel more like a citizen of a developed nation
than a developing nation
that I even imbibed the notion
that I don't want kids
like so much of the developed world
that isn't having kids.

are a hassle and I am not sure
that I can secure
for them a loving
household since I wasn't loved.

Space Cats evacuate from a planet to the GalactiCat

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:06 pm
by secretnude
The shifty
from the Planet Izgon
is gone
because of us Cats
are hard to kill
and they do wish this Cat
Community ill.

We lost a couple more
outpost like before
and if you keep score
we have lost a lot more.

Some Cats
have already left this Planet
is getting
to be a bit hostile
since the fight against the Shapeshifters
seems futile
unless we destroy
this Planet that we enjoy
with Antimatter
such that the Shapeshifters
won't matter.

I think it may be better
to evacuate
everyone before it's too late.

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I can't see the enemy... (Space Cat Transmission Lost)

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:29 pm
by secretnude
We Cats
were down to a tiny patch
with a spaceport
to support
and defend as we hatched
a grand evacuation plan
that we hoped will go as planned.

It was sad that we had to let
go of this nice planet
but we cannot let
more Space Cats
and I
wouldn't want to kill
that wish us ill
because of a past
us Cats
and the Shapeshifters
cannot get past.

We were down to
last transports
as the Cat
Military reported
losses were heavy
and that
for liftoff, we must be ready.

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Modular Pregnancy

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:00 am
by secretnude
I got my Modular
during a date
which I sort of hate
but we are Modular
and hence my Girlfriend
simply swapped the pregnant
for a regular flat belly.

The pregnant
we transferred to a Modular
that apparently
doesn't hate
being pregnant.

don't hate
our baby
and we
would like our Surrogate
to eat and live well
so that our baby
will be born well
so we
paid our Surrogate.

Our baby
was born but sadly,
the baby
wasn't Modular
as Modularity
has to be a choice
when the baby
has a voice.

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Unit Testing at a Medical Facility for people w/ modularity

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:27 am
by secretnude
Surrogate Parent
felt sick after giving birth to our
girl we named Nancy.

We took our
Surrogate Parent
named Cency
to a fancy
Medical Facility
with the ability
to 'Unit Test'
each Modular
Posthuman component.

was totally
disassembled and all of Cency's
were attached to 'Module
Testing Machines'
that would glow either red or green.

means something is dead
or malfunctioning
and green
means everything
is working.

has been through twenty

had preeclampsia during
her Modular Pregnancy
and her Heart didn't best
the 'Unit Tests'
unlike the rest.

She left her Modular Heart in San Francisco Med

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:49 am
by secretnude
Due to too many
Modular Pregnancies,
had left her Modular Heart
in the San Francisco Medical Center.

We gave Cency
a new Modular Heart
since she gave birth to Nancy
as our Surrogate in this same fancy
Medical Center.

We played a Tony Bennett song
to which we all sang along
as to our Modular Family
does belong
both our baby
named Nancy
and our Surrogate
named Cency.

We're a happy new Modular Family
and we hope that our Nonmodular
named Nancy
would grow old healthy
then opt for our fancy
Modular lifestyle
that is currently in style.

An American Modular Brain in Paris

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:24 am
by secretnude
We left our baby
to Cency
and told Cency
to avoid another Modular Pregnancy
so as not to void the one year warranty
on Cency's
new Modular Heart
that is now one of her parts.

Our Modular Brains departed
in sleep mode as we left our other parts
for a cheap Modular Vacation
via a Parcel Service
that in this occasion
we will hold in Paris.

We had arranged to rent somebody's
Modular Body
in Paris
as a Tourist.

Our Brain Modules awoke
in bodies that are bespoke.

We poked
each other while nude
which felt good.

Modular Brains piloting Modular Drones

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:36 am
by secretnude
We wanted to get an aerial view
of Paris that we knew
we could get by renting a Drone
in this Tourist Zone.

We paid via the neonet
to get
our Modular Brains
attached to Modular Drones
and together we flew
and enjoyed the view
in this Tourist Zone
along with many other Drones.

It was an otherworldly high
to be as high
as the Eiffel Tower
and as we descend,
there was a light shower
towards the end.

Our Modular Drones
automatically parked
as a supervisor barked
an attendant to
reattach our Modular Brains
to our Modular Bodies.

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As Dogs, we ate spagetti until we kissed and made love

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:52 am
by secretnude
Once our Modular Brains
were reattached to our rented
Human Modular Bodies
we checked
our dented
on account
of our trip to Paris
via a Parcel Service
as Modular Brains
which once seemed insane.

We decided we can afford
to enjoy another day,
if let us say,
we downgrade from a Human Modular Body
to a Canine Modular Body.

We exchanged our Human Modular Bodies
for Canine Modular Bodies
and enjoyed actual Dog Sex
in public in Paris that wasn't hexed.

It was fun to be nude
as a Dog since it wasn't rude
and it felt good.

Bad Doggies on a Doggy Date in Gay Paris

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:23 am
by secretnude
I felt the need to pee.

I peed
under a tree
in gay Paris
with people strangely
watching me
as I peed
but you do see
nobody stopped me
since I am a male Dog.

We do realize that as Dogs,
we now own a tree
in gay Paris
for free
so you do see
we went on a peeing
around Paris
with my Doggy Mate
in tow on what could be
a Doggy Date.

We would hate
to be called a bad Doggies
so we returned our Dog Bodies
to the Dog Shop
to end our Dog Day.

The Voyage Home

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:42 am
by secretnude
Our Modular Brains
gave the Modular Dog Shop
owner the shipping address.

The Dog Shop
owner took care of the rest
since we left him a tip
after renting Dog Bodies
that are hip.

Our Brains
to San Francisco where
our bodies
are in stasis that is
like a deep
in cold temperatures so that
our bodies
would keep
in good form.

was informed
of our fancy
adventures in Paris
via Parcel Service.

A Parcel Service
guy knocked
on our door
that Cency

Our Brains were left
on our floor
just left
of the door.

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