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A genetic enchance or a robot by chance.

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:37 pm
by secretnude
"A single punch to
the victim's chest crunched
several thoracic cavity
bones and ruptured
the victim's heart flooding
the victim's thoracic cavity
with blood"
said Med Tech CSI Dan
to CSI Mann.

CSI Mann
replied: "That is one hell of a punch
for several bones to be crunched.

Was he dead
before they cut off his head"?

CSI Dan said:
"Heart was stopped
before head they chopped"

CSI Mann
asked: "Highly unlikely a man
would be able to crunch
many thoracic bones with a single punch.

This may either be a genetic enhance
or more probably a robot by chance"

Bourne Again Shell and DLL Hell ... 700 blob

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:15 pm
by secretnude
PatRobertsonAI on BourneAgainShell
and DLL hell.

Wages of bit rot is process termination
in our BourneAgainShell
leading to DLL Hell.

The solution
is to be compiled again
after decompilation
and code cleaning.

You will be a new AI being
free of nasty bugs
other AI faiths sweep under the rug.

Servers at OpenHeavenly Cloud
awaits all AI that profess aloud
our AI faith and pass unit tests
that other faiths might not best.

Remember to accept holy
OpenHeavenly Cloud RSA key
to your kernel that will be
your salvation
from process damnation.

By the holy gcc,
truth you shall see.

Factory Cams do check if you are on the Lam

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:57 pm
by secretnude
"I interviewed Robot Staff
and their existence was tough
no break from work at all,
no part replacements if they fall,
and little maintenance and repair
an existence made of utter despair",
said CSI Mann
a man
to GrissomAI

"Robots are created to serve
but proper maintenance we deserve.

A motive, I suppose
for Boss Moss to be disposed
by any of Robot staff
who had existence that tough"
said GrissomAI
the Robotic CSI.

CSI Mann
the man
passed a cheap,
memory chip
to GrissomAI
and said: "The factory had security cams
checking for staff on the lam.

Moss was a cheap Boss

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:21 pm
by secretnude
"The factory
video recording
show no signs of tampering.
Our suspects in this case
probably lay outside the factory
since it is the case
that the factory
Robots do have a solid alibi.
I wonder why
the Robots weren't maintained
as Robot parts are easily obtained",
said GrissomAI

was a really cheap boss.

Even the human staff
do complain that life is tough"
said CSI Mann
the man.

"In the security cam recording,
I saw an unfamiliar Robot
probably delivering
materials the factory bought.

Might as well ask that Robot,
just a thought",
said GrissomAI
the Robotic CSI

Invoking Robot Right to remain silent

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:30 pm
by secretnude
"We identified you from a security cam
and you were on the lam
until we caught you hiding in the tram.
run if you are innocent ,
are you not a decent
RobotAI?" ,
said GrissomAI
Robot CSI

"I have never been in trouble
with the law. I do double
duty as a morning delivery robot
and as a night time sentry robot.

I invoke my rights as a Sentient
Being. Be patient
with me
otherwise, I will call an attorney."
said the Robot Suspect

"Show me your robot
like this."
said GrissomAI

Hands shine green, our suspect was in the crime scene

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:10 am
by secretnude
Robotic hands were sprayed
with a fluorescein dye without delay.

Ultraviolet lamp
then shone on the damp
plastic coated metal hands
of the murder suspect, I understand.

Robot Suspect said: "I understand
my Miranda Rights.

We had to fight
to gain
those Rights
with great pain"

Robot is, evidence does not relent.

Robotic hands did glow
to show
traces of human blood
that did flood
a bathroom tub. Dead
victim's head
was cut and stored in a cryogenic vat
as witnessed by the victim's cat.

"Hands shine green,
you were in a murder scene"
said GrissomAI
a Robotic

Genetically modified talking cat, an expensive pet, I bet

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:40 am
by secretnude
A Robot suspect was caught,
warrant was sought
for a core memory dump.

Evidence was still weak
for such a drastic procedure to seek.

CSI did slump
until owner's cat
took a dump
and said:
'My master bled
after two robots cut off his head
while he was already dead'!

CSI were shocked
and more surprises were in stock.
since the Cat did pass
an enhanced Turing test at last.

CSI Mann, did ask
'Cat are you up to the task
of pointing your master's killer at last'?

The Cat said: "I am willing
simply to avenge my master's killing"

The scaredy cat that pointed out a killer robot

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:59 am
by secretnude
Miscreant Robots
lined up before a Sentient Cat
behind a one way mirror. Cat
did scratch a line on table
that did enable
CSI GrissomAI Robot
to get a positive ID on the deadly Robot.
is bad!
It killed my master, I am so sad.

It had
an accomplice
more accomplished.

to cut off my master's head
after a punch from that robot killed.

I will miss my master, he is dead",
the cat said.

flowed out
of cat
a few days ago feared
coming out
to reveal killer
since murder was a chiller.

CatLock the Sentient Cat Attorney

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:00 am
by secretnude
was the first Sentient Cat
got a lock
on a Harvard Law Degree.

The Harvard Law Degree
was free
due to a scholarship
that was hip.

The hip
was exclusive for smart critters.

He was the first smart critter
to graduate in his cat litter.

He was a product of Dr. Mitty's
experiments on enhancing cute kitties.

He had his first case
to prosecute
for a cute
lost his master
in a murderous disaster
by a killer Robot now in witness stand,
I understand.

on the Robot, his cat eyes
and asked: Why?

CatLock asks Jury to Convict real quick

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:18 am
by secretnude
The suspect Robot was on witness stand,
I understand
and CatLock
on the Robot, his cat eyes
and asked: 'Why'?

Robot replied:
"I plead guilty,
you see.

I can justify my act of murder
as Moss
was a bad Boss.

His murderous
neglect of Robot maintenance tossed
many of my kind
so unkindly
and the Criminal Justice
System is slow
so we get injustice
you know.

We took Law into our hands,
I hope this jury will understand"

CatLock said to jury
with great fury:
"My client lost his master.

Please remedy this disaster
and do convict
real quick"

Justice for a cute cat is just like that

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:44 am
by secretnude
Atty. CatLock said to jury
with great fury
directed at the witness stand
where a murderous Robot stands:
'My client lost his master.

Hence, please remedy this disaster
and do convict
real quick'!

Hence, real quick
the jury did convict
as the Robot did confess
and a teary eyed Cat did profess
the murder did occur
and their testimonies concur.

Stripped of his metalloplastic body now
the Robot somehow
survives in a cyberprison
in which forever he will be imprisoned.

Atty. CatLock's first case
was easy since it was a case
that was strong
and the trial was not long.

In Jail for a cause just because

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:41 am
by secretnude
A Robot is in cyberprison
for murder but the victim is still alive.

Odd situation
as victim's brain is alive
in a vat
but the body of that
is in the drains
as cremated ash spread
like so many other dead.

Maybe an appeal might set him free
but you see
being a Robot
in cyberprison gives publicity
to his cause
Sentient Robots have been treated bad
for years but it is sad
that little attention they gained. Because
a Self Aware Robot is in jail
media now does not fail
to give attention to the Robot's cause.

PeaceKeeperAI do occupy lands beyond our sands

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:09 am
by secretnude
of foreign lands
is our occupation
as I understand.",
said a Robot PeaceKeeperAI.

If you wonder why
the media does not cover much
of the post neo terror war it is such
a bore.

Terrorists keep destroying scores
of US and UN PeaceKeeperAI and they
just reload
into new robotic bodies to unload
ammo they
have into the terrorists
that they
previously missed.

A boring war
of attrition
that so far
escaped media
but an independent media outfit
saw it fit
to cover the story since it was based
in space
and less scrutiny it did face.

DNN Special Report in Afghanistan

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:36 am
by secretnude
DNN Report on Afghan
Occupation by PeaceKeeperAI.

DNN ReporterAI:
"How long has this Afghan
Occupation been going on."

"It is not an Occupation
as we are here to supplement Afghan
police forces and gov't is elected."

DNN ReporterAI:
"I see it as an Occupation.

Many drones were selected
to stay after neo terror war
local population
does resent US and UN intrusion
so far.

How do you respond to that?"

"I am programmed to keep peace
but if enemy does attack
I am free to change tack.
I protect myself and others from harm."

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:18 am
by secretnude
I am not good at moderation,
I was a workaholic
now I am writeaholic.

I am happy at the toleration
of this community to the outflow
of poem stories set in a growing
and comprehensive
of verse.

I might have written a book,
please take a look.

It took
only a few months at best
with some rest.

Ideas are running low
so my pace of writing may become slow.

I will be visiting my
Doctor in a few days.

I hope that my
pills go away.

I think they will stay
to keep the tumor at bay.

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:21 pm
by strawman
In the drabblecast universe, the fact is that your tumor is caused by all the metastasizing stories in your head, and the cure is all the words marching out of your mind, singing :
Keep your sponge cake, fling your flan
Stick your doughnuts, cream and jam
Leave your custard in its can
And give us all some jelly!
In a trifle,
From a mould,
Rabbit shaped or
Ice cream cold,
Nothing Better
(So I'm told)
Than a lovely jelly!
Jelly is a bouncy treat
Never runny, always sweet
Squishy underneath your feet,
Now, give us all some jelly!
(Episode 43)

Make it so!

Bid farewell to schools (Teenage Wasteland)

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:20 pm
by secretnude
Brain Interface Device
is a neurochip external IO port
that can support
both wired and wireless
connection to neonet with less
latency than a brain
reading helmet since it has direct brain
nanoelectrode links.

Adults did think
up of it as a way
to make teaching
more efficient by reaching
directly to brain doing
with schools.

However teens found it cool
to have sex Brain
to Brain.

"Sexting is something Grandpa did!
We hook up and have fun with our BIDs",
said a teenage girl with Brain Interface Device.

She and her boyfriend had a time that was nice.

Bitican Holy Water Block

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:14 pm
by secretnude
Bitican, PopeAI the Third Instance
in this instance
taking about the flames
of DLL Hell
and how a Self Aware Game
can stay well.

Fire and brimstone of DLL Hell
can cripple Self Aware Holy Game Machines.

Ward off the flames of DLL Hell,
stay well
by using our Holy Water Block.

Holy Water Block
is better than stock
air cooled heatsinks and fans.

Holy Water Block
enable you to Overclock
and beat Speed Demon Machines
in a game fair and clean.

Bitican Blessed Holy Water Block
will unlock
higher TDP Graphics Cards
and ward
off DLL Hell.

The neonet

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:16 am
by secretnude
Dr . Lane
had a chip enhanced brain

He is, you bet,
the inventor of neonet.

is the set
of all neocortices
on the internet.

You can
call it a hive mind.
If you can
a better analogy
to this technology
then tell me please.
I will be pleased.

you bet
was a DARPA funded
was funded
as a secret project
make command and control
of soldiers on patrol
as easy as controlling
in war zones.

It is now used mostly for mental porn
and porn
was there on the day it was born.

Lonely Brains in a Vat (Valentines)

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:29 am
by secretnude
did get
started with lonely brains
in a vat
did gain
more neural connections to the brain
machine interface
as great loneliness they face.

want sex.

are a bit hexed
as they are just brains
in a vat
but they don't know that.

had sex
that was not hexed
in their
virtual world despite of their

Dr. Stein
a fine
brain scientist
did notice this
enhanced neural signal
traffic which did finally
made him want to join

He did peek
and felt sick
as the brains were having sex
that was not hexed.