Patience, Grasshopper. Pam comes out day by day. (Ever notice how the crappiest comic will suck you in, by only releasing 3 panels a day? If it was published all at once, you'd know it was cr*p, but stretched over weeks, it moves to the top of your RSS reader.)TheJebi wrote:ASID: I'm just dying to know what else is going to happen to Pam.
Not slowing down on me are you?
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The cyborg-sailor rowed fervently towards the beautiful siren. This time the outcome of her ploy was anybody’s guess.
OR:
"Oh hell ya baby, here I come!" yelled the doomed sailor as he rowed at full tilt towards the beautiful, beckoning siren.
OR:
"Oh hell ya baby, here I come!" yelled the doomed sailor as he rowed at full tilt towards the beautiful, beckoning siren.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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His cousin, George Now, was also a smashing success.
Fred lost 9 kilos and got rich in a week. How? By changing his surname to "Quick".
He spied a new offer to "gain 7 cm, Quick!"
He spied a new offer to "gain 7 cm, Quick!"
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The black monolith modified Ogg. He began to think. Unfortunately the big cat was unimpressed by Ogg's use of calculus.
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"With the push of a button, I shall change what it means to be human."
I said that two years ago, before I had hooves and fur.
I said that two years ago, before I had hooves and fur.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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The EPA touted its new CO2 ruling. But as marshals strangled 1000's of citizens, lawyers questioned the decimal point.
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Enjoyed. Took a few reads before I got the whole "Oh! Space Odyssey! Saber-tooth!" thing, but I'm slow in the morning.eric_marsh wrote:The black monolith modified Ogg. He began to think. Unfortunately the big cat was unimpressed by Ogg's use of calculus.

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A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
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I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”
Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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LOL That's awesome.TheJebi wrote:I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”
Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
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Since the dog went and chewed what was mine, I was forced to do the fair thing. Sadly, it's hard to play fetch with pet ooze.ROU Killing Time wrote:I finally found my skeleton, back in the corner of the washroom behind the drier. They don't feel right. Dog chewed em up.
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The Perils of Pam, Part 4 of 5 (Hijacked...)
Sorry ASID, but I just could not wait to find out what crazy adventure Pam would get herself into next.
Pam's limelight faded. She just had to turn to the innate abilities her brood was blessed with. Now she barters in souls.
(Official version of Part 4 will come from ASID...)
But the steel gauntlet has been thrown down.

Pam's limelight faded. She just had to turn to the innate abilities her brood was blessed with. Now she barters in souls.
(Official version of Part 4 will come from ASID...)
But the steel gauntlet has been thrown down.

“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
The Perils of Pam, Part 5 of 5 (Hijacked...)
As the kids grew older, Pam decided that they needed their father. So she called up CBS, and asked to speak with the owner.
(Okay ASID, the ball is in your court now.)
Again, this is the unofficial Perils of Pam, I'm sure ASID has a more final ending in mind.
(Okay ASID, the ball is in your court now.)

Again, this is the unofficial Perils of Pam, I'm sure ASID has a more final ending in mind.

“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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Do you play Go, or was this incidental?Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
The Alien's phrase for quagmire was "10,000 year ko."
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Holy cr*p! A fanfic for my little ol' twabble series?!TheJebi wrote:Sorry ASID, but I just could not wait to find out what crazy adventure Pam would get herself into next.![]()
Pam's limelight faded. She just had to turn to the innate abilities her brood was blessed with. Now she barters in souls.
This means lawyers for Warner Brothers (They own the M&M rights) will be contacting you soon.

I guess I'll also have to wait two years, each, between releasing the last two parts -- which will: totally wreck continuity, involve metric tons of hand waving and unlikely plot points, and disappoint millions of fans.

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Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?
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I haven't played much Chinese "Go" (Used to play Redneck "Go" all the time... Momma would point at the front door and say, "Go! ... And don't come back 'til supper time!")tbaker2500 wrote:Do you play Go, or was this incidental?Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
The Alien's phrase for quagmire was "10,000 year ko."
I don't think that the Ko Rule would apply here, unless it's possible to re-embowel someone?
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I see your name everywhere. It hurts me so much. I believed your parents hated you. Now I know they preemptively hated me.
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This is the first twabble-spam, right?
It was a good twabble but you lose 80 points for blatant product placement (I guess, unless Norm gets a, um, cut).

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