Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

[tbaker2500]

Apparently she takes blood sacrifices.

[strawman]

I miss Norma. She was kinda sweet.

[eric_marsh]

I guess I must have been thinking of a different Norma.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?

In what cannot possibly be coincidence, today the wild rabbit -- that lives in my back yard -- came up and sat on my foot. (He/she/it had previously stayed at least 6 feet from my menacing bulk.)**

This is all the proof we need of witchcraft!

Please surrender yourself to the nice men with stakes and torches.


** All true. Rather boring pictures of said rabbit can be posted (damn thing instantly stops being cute when I fetch the camera).

[F5iver]

Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?

In what cannot possibly be coincidence, today the wild rabbit -- that lives in my back yard -- came up and sat on my foot. (He/she/it had previously stayed at least 6 feet from my menacing bulk.)**

This is all the proof we need of witchcraft!

Please surrender yourself to the nice men with stakes and torches.


** All true. Rather boring pictures of said rabbit can be posted (damn thing instantly stops being cute when I fetch the camera).

You make me laugh.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The movie hero hacks the alien's computers and you scoff. But, then your own invasion fleet ran on Windows. BSOD indeed.

[ROU Killing Time]

"It all evens out."

No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.

[tbaker2500]

"It all evens out."

No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.

I have to admit I first read that as four great testicles.

[TheJebi]

"Will our offspring have her sense of humor?" I wonder, as I expel my seed into my dying mate's disemboweled body cavity.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Who says romance is dead? As he tried to disembowel me, I admired his fine form. I also put two slugs between his sexy eyes.

[ROU Killing Time]

"It all evens out."

No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.

I have to admit I first read that as four great testicles.

One of the last drive-in's on McLoughlin Boulevard ran the movie "Tentacles" for several months in the summer sometime in the 70's.

People had great fun rearranging the letters.

[TheJebi]

I constantly beg and plead with him, but he always refuses to rip out my guts, and give me the children that I so badly need.

[TheJebi]

I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”

Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."

LOL That's awesome.

Yeah, I think so too. Good imagery... or something.

But it was this one by ASID that started this whole disemboweling thing:
A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".

I just created a reason for why an alien culture would need to commonly use the word "disembowel".

[strawman]

If subways were boats instead of trains, disembowel would be an appropriate term for 'getting off'. It is also accurate as a POV desciptor for The Worm Within's final scene.

[TheJebi]

"This is where I get off," said the axe murderer as the train pulled up to a platform.
The other passengers looked scared.

[The PMS Avenger]

"This is where I get off," said the axe murderer as the train pulled up to a platform.
The other passengers looked scared.

xDDDDDDDD I think you just made my day.

[TheJebi]

She said I made her day, and she was right. I began by aligning the heavens and syncing them up with time, the rest was easy.

[ROU Killing Time]

"Catastrophe"

The enemy is approaching.
I've been able to keep them back.
But I'm all out of tuna.
I can hear them now, purring, meowing.

[moonowl]

Our hero quakes in terror as the man with the axe approaches. Rooted, he is unable to flee. It sucks being a Norway Spruce.

[ROU Killing Time]

"Safe Neighborhood?"

Ever think, "I'd like to buy a home in this neighborhood. I wonder if they have much trouble with Sasquatch around here?"