Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Apparently she takes blood sacrifices.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
I miss Norma. She was kinda sweet.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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I guess I must have been thinking of a different Norma.
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In what cannot possibly be coincidence, today the wild rabbit -- that lives in my back yard -- came up and sat on my foot. (He/she/it had previously stayed at least 6 feet from my menacing bulk.)**F5iver wrote:Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?
This is all the proof we need of witchcraft!
Please surrender yourself to the nice men with stakes and torches.
** All true. Rather boring pictures of said rabbit can be posted (damn thing instantly stops being cute when I fetch the camera).
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You make me laugh.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:In what cannot possibly be coincidence, today the wild rabbit -- that lives in my back yard -- came up and sat on my foot. (He/she/it had previously stayed at least 6 feet from my menacing bulk.)**F5iver wrote:Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?
This is all the proof we need of witchcraft!
Please surrender yourself to the nice men with stakes and torches.
** All true. Rather boring pictures of said rabbit can be posted (damn thing instantly stops being cute when I fetch the camera).

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"It all evens out."
No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.
No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.
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I have to admit I first read that as four great testicles.ROU Killing Time wrote:"It all evens out."
No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
"Will our offspring have her sense of humor?" I wonder, as I expel my seed into my dying mate's disemboweled body cavity.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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Dating on face-off book
Who says romance is dead? As he tried to disembowel me, I admired his fine form. I also put two slugs between his sexy eyes.
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One of the last drive-in's on McLoughlin Boulevard ran the movie "Tentacles" for several months in the summer sometime in the 70's.tbaker2500 wrote:I have to admit I first read that as four great testicles.ROU Killing Time wrote:"It all evens out."
No arms. No legs anymore, either. Even my unmentionables are gone. At least the radiation gave me four great tentacles.
People had great fun rearranging the letters.
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I constantly beg and plead with him, but he always refuses to rip out my guts, and give me the children that I so badly need.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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Yeah, I think so too. Good imagery... or something.dreamrock wrote:LOL That's awesome.TheJebi wrote:I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”
Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
But it was this one by ASID that started this whole disemboweling thing:
A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
I just created a reason for why an alien culture would need to commonly use the word "disembowel".
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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If subways were boats instead of trains, disembowel would be an appropriate term for 'getting off'. It is also accurate as a POV desciptor for The Worm Within's final scene.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
"This is where I get off," said the axe murderer as the train pulled up to a platform.
The other passengers looked scared.
The other passengers looked scared.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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xDDDDDDDD I think you just made my day.TheJebi wrote:"This is where I get off," said the axe murderer as the train pulled up to a platform.
The other passengers looked scared.
Communism was just a red herring!
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She said I made her day, and she was right. I began by aligning the heavens and syncing them up with time, the rest was easy.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”
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"Catastrophe"
The enemy is approaching.
I've been able to keep them back.
But I'm all out of tuna.
I can hear them now, purring, meowing.
The enemy is approaching.
I've been able to keep them back.
But I'm all out of tuna.
I can hear them now, purring, meowing.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Our hero quakes in terror as the man with the axe approaches. Rooted, he is unable to flee. It sucks being a Norway Spruce.
You can't keep a soul in a box. You gotta wear it proud. It's gotta be yours, not someone else's. -Sing
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"Safe Neighborhood?"
Ever think, "I'd like to buy a home in this neighborhood. I wonder if they have much trouble with Sasquatch around here?"
Ever think, "I'd like to buy a home in this neighborhood. I wonder if they have much trouble with Sasquatch around here?"
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