Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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I would read this to my son.
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
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I was sure you'd been replaced with a robot duplicate, but when I opened you up to check, it was you. Boy, was my face red...
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Thanks!
A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
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THIS BLAME / SHAME GAME or SOUL SNATCHER
When you wield the blade that is jade,
It always rips thy fingertips.
Slick with blood,
Life turns to mud.
No hope
in rope.
It always rips thy fingertips.
Slick with blood,
Life turns to mud.
No hope
in rope.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thank you for buying the DETHOTRON 6, the latest in genocide tech.
To use; ignite fuse, back up and place fingers in ears.
To use; ignite fuse, back up and place fingers in ears.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Cherish each moment of life," the spirit told me, "it can end quicker than you think. Mine did."
So now I cherish life...
So now I cherish life...
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“This isn't what I foresaw when they hired me,” Marian panted.
"Why else would I specify virgins?" the unicorn replied.
"Why else would I specify virgins?" the unicorn replied.
A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
hrunh?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Um...think about it? Or maybe it's just obvious to me.strawman wrote:hrunh?

A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
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I been thinkin' at the redline of the strawman's capacity, which is actually the standard for a vegetative state.
Unicorns are supposedly the embodiment of purity, so it's some kind of twist that plays on virgins, and the panting is odd... Slight suggestion of bestiality, or is that just my vestigial brainstem singing that damn song again?
Unicorns are supposedly the embodiment of purity, so it's some kind of twist that plays on virgins, and the panting is odd... Slight suggestion of bestiality, or is that just my vestigial brainstem singing that damn song again?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Perhaps not so slight a suggestionstrawman wrote:I been thinkin' at the redline of the strawman's capacity, which is actually the standard for a vegetative state.
Unicorns are supposedly the embodiment of purity, so it's some kind of twist that plays on virgins, and the panting is odd... Slight suggestion of bestiality, or is that just my vestigial brainstem singing that damn song again?

A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis
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Yeah, I see. Use the purity angle to get past their defenses and gain their trust, and then...
Yeah, I think I've known guys like that.
But never a unicorn.
Yeah, I think I've known guys like that.
But never a unicorn.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!
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Awesome!munsi wrote:How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!
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Just Memory
You, suitcase in hand, slam the door after you.
I, hard drive grinding, yearn for you to be just memory
So I can delete you.
I, hard drive grinding, yearn for you to be just memory
So I can delete you.
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Um, can we close this thread? I really don't see how anyone can top this.munsi wrote:How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
Elimination
After Earth was destroyed, I personally eliminated the stragglers. Only one human remains. I put the gun in my mouth...
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They said my plan would kill us all, but ask any of the survivors fleeing the city and they'll tell you that wasn't true...
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That's my munsi! Too funny, man.munsi wrote:How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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