MB4 Finals - Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersnatch

[jannypie]

Go Bandersnatch!!

Interdimensional raging mantis alien!!!! How does that possibly sound lame?!?!

It's just a bigger mongoose, which I never felt was that cool in the first place. I mean, maybe if he had some sort of war-merchine to ride around in or enhanced capability to negotiate I'd be inclined to side with it. But it's no, it's just a bigger mongoose with no powers of the things it's killed.
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That's like saying Chuck Norris is just a larger toddler. The things that a fully grown adult can do are vastly built upon the basic functions of a child. Mongoose as a juvenile took out a breeding whatchamacallit from the insides. Add physical development and maturity in addition to its size and an unstoppable voracity, PLUS multi-tentacled-roundhouse-kicks to the head, and you're starting to imagine what a Bandersnatch is like.

[StalinSays]

Beast-Line voting totals: (multiply by 50)
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Forums voting totals: (multiply by 1)


Forums voting totals: (multiply by 25)


Grand Total:
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[StalinSays]

Gotta listen to that last podcast for the finals winner. And the contest winner.

We'll post the results here like a day later as well (in case you really, really dislike hearing sexy dad jokes)

[moonowl]

Gotta listen to that last podcast for the finals winner. And the contest winner.

We'll post the results here like a day later as well (in case you really, really dislike hearing sexy dad jokes)

Really? That's the most objectionable subject this season after the diaper bit? Gah!

[jannypie]

I stand by my objection that my vote wasn't changed in the poll on here. That would put Bander ahead on here.

[jannypie]

And really, are they sexy dads so much, or just easy??

[StalinSays]

You could have changed your vote at any time - the poll allows for it. Twasn't something I was going to do. But look, happy ending - you were saved from an incorrect vote! Smiley face emoticon!

[jannypie]

Untrue. I attempted to alter it but had not the option. Convenient that you bothered to address my questions after the contest. Scam! I call scam!

[moonowl]

You could have changed your vote at any time - the poll allows for it. Twasn't something I was going to do. But look, happy ending - you were saved from an incorrect vote! Smiley face emoticon!

Now you tell her, of course.

[jannypie]

Scam!

[Mikes]

Scam!

I demand Wikileaks!

[SEELE_01]

Looks like the phone ins are going to decide it. I hope all you Minhotops supporters have been calling in. Although secretly I hope that the call ins cause Boris to be the winner, just because of what a hilarious upset it would be.

[moonowl]

HAHA! Seele that would be the best ending to this season.

(I called in for Tops, I don't know what I said and I'm kinda worried. I think I was both drunk and taking nyquil at the time. I think I used the word anal. )

[SEELE_01]

Counting you I know we definitely have at least 6 or 7 call ins for Minhotops then.

[StalinSays]

I'm responsible for prodding 5 of the call-in votes. You may be able to guess what candidate I was prodding them towards as well... muhaha. Scam!

[jannypie]

I think I had four or five for Bander.

[tbaker2500]

You could have changed your vote at any time - the poll allows for it. Twasn't something I was going to do. But look, happy ending - you were saved from an incorrect vote! Smiley face emoticon!

Bo, I don't know what you're talking about. I've never once been able to change a poll vote. Since you are the person running the deal, I think ignoring Janny is kinda low..

[strawman]

What is really tough is ignoring the story in which the Beast is introduced.
There just wasn't any ambiguity about the fact that Mongoose was an almost inconceivably kick-ass beast. And the Bandersnatch was a destroyer of universes. So much so that Bo and Norm had to throw their combined weight behind the competition and ignore the story, to avoid an embarrassing mismatch. They obviously were seduced by their own propaganda.
The result: something very much like ObamaCare wins this year's MBDM.
Repeal!

[moonowl]

Bo, I don't know what you're talking about. I've never once been able to change a poll vote.

To be fair to Bo, in most voting systems one cannot change her ballot once cast.

I figure it's turncoat punishment but I'm biased.

[jannypie]

Forum votes are restricted to those with accounts. You may change your forum vote up until the site voting cut-off on the 28th (waffling welcome).

thanks.