Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Won't you take me to," She shrieked, "Funkytown!"
So I took her to Minneapolis. Yet, somehow, she wasn't impressed...
So I took her to Minneapolis. Yet, somehow, she wasn't impressed...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Jill pleaded, "I didn't kill him, your honor! I only shot a small, bullet-sized part of him; and not more than six times."
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He said "beat it," so I did. He said "beat it," so I did. Now I'm all beat out. I have to admit he was right, I did want to be bad.
"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."
He's Dead Jim.
"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."
He's Dead Jim.
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As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The smiley third eye is well earned.Tesseract wrote:He said "beat it," so I did. He said "beat it," so I did. Now I'm all beat out. I have to admit he was right, I did want to be bad.
"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."
He's Dead Jim.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
On Sunday they arose. On her last stand, Maria took aim and squeezed the trigger; shots rang out and found their marks, piercing the rabbit-eared chocolate flesh of the lumbering Easter zombies…
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While Easter zombies are good and all (as opposed to those St. Paddy's Day zombies), please remember that twabbles are exactly 100 characters.Astroguyz wrote:On Sunday they arose. On her last stand, Maria took aim and squeezed the trigger; shots rang out and found their marks, piercing the rabbit-eared chocolate flesh of the lumbering Easter zombies…
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ranting to myself in public used to warn people off, but these days a Bluetooth is perfect camouflage for urban hunting.
Mush, Baby!
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My momma always told me to count to ten when I was angry.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The same thing happened to Nine. Nine was in the middle of calling Ten when Seven hit him in the back of the head and eight him.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My momma always told me to count to ten when I was angry.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He fired a shot from the hip. It glanced off near by kettle and right in to the bullseye."Damn, I was ah aimin' for my foot."
1.Do not remove your mask.
2.Stay in the light.
3.Only scavenge when the tentacles are still.
4.Do not remove your mask.
1.Do not remove your mask.
2.Stay in the light.
3.Only scavenge when the tentacles are still.
4.Do not remove your mask.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
It appears with your new hue and "doo" that a quantum jump has occurred, with some really strange reality phase distortion.Tesseract wrote:"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
Nice that it came with instructions.Tesseract wrote:
1.Do not remove your mask.
2.Stay in the light.
3.Only scavenge when the tentacles are still.
4.Do not remove your mask.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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TroyStJames wrote:Her whiskers tickled my cheek as she purred and explored my face. Who would have thought grandma was this affectionate?
Thank you, Norm for reading this Twabble!! My granny would be so proud, but I had to put her down after she left denture marks on my forearm.
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Let's assume you're right: a hippocampus is not a college. Then where do they learn how to flip boats, Mr. Smarty-pants?
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An emotionless sentry stands at the ready, waiting for a brave soul to cross the yard. Respect the ballistic flamingos!
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Nice ones!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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A fellow camper revealed his age when we came across a large, feral animal. We agreed it was either a grizzly or a bugbear.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
My Home Bioaugmentation Kit came in the mail last night. I've just been going frelling crazy with it.strawman wrote:It appears with your new hue and "doo" that a quantum jump has occurred, with some really strange reality phase distortion.Tesseract wrote:"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
*Snark*, Good one!TroyStJames wrote:A fellow camper revealed his age when we came across a large, feral animal. We agreed it was either a grizzly or a bugbear.
Dear sir/madam,
I regret to inform you that "Homo neanderthalensis" is not acceptable next of kin.
Alien registration
5.Once one sees you they all do.
6.If your bread turns black leave.
7.Stay inside at midnight.
8.Do not remove your mask.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/