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Post by munsi » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:14 am

"Won't you take me to," She shrieked, "Funkytown!"
So I took her to Minneapolis. Yet, somehow, she wasn't impressed...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:01 am

Jill pleaded, "I didn't kill him, your honor! I only shot a small, bullet-sized part of him; and not more than six times."

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Post by Tesseract » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:46 pm

He said "beat it," so I did. He said "beat it," so I did. Now I'm all beat out. I have to admit he was right, I did want to be bad.

"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."

He's Dead Jim.
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Post by strawman » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:26 pm

Tesseract wrote:He said "beat it," so I did. He said "beat it," so I did. Now I'm all beat out. I have to admit he was right, I did want to be bad.

"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."

He's Dead Jim.
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Post by Astroguyz » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:23 pm

On Sunday they arose. On her last stand, Maria took aim and squeezed the trigger; shots rang out and found their marks, piercing the rabbit-eared chocolate flesh of the lumbering Easter zombies…

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:16 pm

Astroguyz wrote:On Sunday they arose. On her last stand, Maria took aim and squeezed the trigger; shots rang out and found their marks, piercing the rabbit-eared chocolate flesh of the lumbering Easter zombies…
While Easter zombies are good and all (as opposed to those St. Paddy's Day zombies), please remember that twabbles are exactly 100 characters.

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Post by cinnamon » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:52 am

Ranting to myself in public used to warn people off, but these days a Bluetooth is perfect camouflage for urban hunting.
Mush, Baby!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:50 am

My momma always told me to count to ten when I was angry.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.

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Post by Tesseract » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:02 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My momma always told me to count to ten when I was angry.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.
The same thing happened to Nine. Nine was in the middle of calling Ten when Seven hit him in the back of the head and eight him.
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Post by Tesseract » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:23 pm

He fired a shot from the hip. It glanced off near by kettle and right in to the bullseye."Damn, I was ah aimin' for my foot."

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Post by strawman » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:18 pm

"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Tesseract » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:45 am

strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"
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Post by strawman » Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:44 am

Tesseract wrote:
strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"
It appears with your new hue and "doo" that a quantum jump has occurred, with some really strange reality phase distortion.
Tesseract wrote:
1.Do not remove your mask.
2.Stay in the light.
3.Only scavenge when the tentacles are still.
4.Do not remove your mask.
Nice that it came with instructions.
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Post by TroyStJames » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:35 am

TroyStJames wrote:Her whiskers tickled my cheek as she purred and explored my face. Who would have thought grandma was this affectionate?

:oops:

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Post by TroyStJames » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:10 am

Let's assume you're right: a hippocampus is not a college. Then where do they learn how to flip boats, Mr. Smarty-pants?
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Post by TroyStJames » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:57 am

An emotionless sentry stands at the ready, waiting for a brave soul to cross the yard. Respect the ballistic flamingos!
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Nice ones!
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Post by TroyStJames » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:13 am

A fellow camper revealed his age when we came across a large, feral animal. We agreed it was either a grizzly or a bugbear.
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Post by Tesseract » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:14 am

strawman wrote:
Tesseract wrote:
strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"
It appears with your new hue and "doo" that a quantum jump has occurred, with some really strange reality phase distortion.
My Home Bioaugmentation Kit came in the mail last night. I've just been going frelling crazy with it.
TroyStJames wrote:A fellow camper revealed his age when we came across a large, feral animal. We agreed it was either a grizzly or a bugbear.
*Snark*, Good one!


Dear sir/madam,
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5.Once one sees you they all do.
6.If your bread turns black leave.
7.Stay inside at midnight.
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