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Algernon Sydney is Dead
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:32 am
JoyfulDarkness wrote:Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Good "Pills" twabble, but "Enhancment" is misspellerized.
On purpose. That's how you know that they are not the 'good' pills.

D'oh!

Seems plausible in retrospect. I blame the distraction of handing out sugar, fat, and caffeine to the local delinquents.
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by JoyfulDarkness » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:42 pm
This was me last night -
I fear that this is how I will spend my evenings, hunched over my iPad... twabbling myself crazy: Them white coats await.

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by JoyfulDarkness » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:44 pm
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:JoyfulDarkness wrote:Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Good "Pills" twabble, but "Enhancment" is misspellerized.
On purpose. That's how you know that they are not the 'good' pills.

D'oh!

Seems plausible in retrospect. I blame the distraction of handing out sugar, fat, and caffeine to the local delinquents.
No worries.

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by uncre8d1 » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:30 pm
JoyfulDarkness wrote:This was me last night -
I fear that this is how I will spend my evenings, hunched over my iPad... twabbling myself crazy: Them white coats await.

I dig it.
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by JMiriah » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:38 pm
JoyfulDarkness wrote:This was me last night -
I fear that this is how I will spend my evenings, hunched over my iPad... twabbling myself crazy: Them white coats await.

Be careful, I've heard this can cause blindness

“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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by JoyfulDarkness » Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:13 pm
JMiriah wrote:JoyfulDarkness wrote:This was me last night -
I fear that this is how I will spend my evenings, hunched over my iPad... twabbling myself crazy: Them white coats await.

Be careful, I've heard this can cause blindness

OH NOES!

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by JMiriah » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:01 am
Moving on to the next (USA) holiday... Thanksgiving: The Day After!
What zombie could resist Black Friday shopping with free sweetbreads and coffee? If only it hadn’t cost an arm and a leg.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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by jason todd » Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:50 pm
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:jason todd wrote:A final shot from my ray gun caused the saucer to crash to earth.fire erupting and sherbet spraying.
Hmmm, so avoid tea-time at your house!
Alas, Length Nazi says that twabbles must be 100 characters,
not counting spaces. You can check the length with
this tool.
Otherwise, interesting first twabble. Welcome aboard, jason todd!
Thank you !

I'll rejigger it and post again.
cthulu's hard to comprehend?, you've obviously never tried talking to a girl
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by jason todd » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:38 pm
after a final shot,the rice paper hull split and the saucer careared to earth,with fire erupting,and sherbet spraying
cthulu's hard to comprehend?, you've obviously never tried talking to a girl
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:24 am
My woman done left me
in a hurricane.
Wind's so strong I can't see
and can barely stand.
Oh Lord, you KNOW I got the "blews".
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by PhineasQP » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:11 pm
What the what?
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by uncre8d1 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:22 am
She promised to show me her best trick that night in the bedroom.
What a joke that was. She can't even guess the right card.
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by uncre8d1 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:25 am
Butterfly effect? Hah. Built a time machine, burned down a rainforest last week.
Still have to take the stinkin' final.
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by uncre8d1 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:28 am
She brought him some milk and sweet bread.
"Hard day at work, Hun?"
"Sure was. Tougher than it looks, conquering China."
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by uncre8d1 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:01 am
"See the diagram? The multiverse can only hold so many."
Pulling a device from his cloak, he added, "Dreadfully sorry."
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by tbaker2500 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:54 am
Nice ones!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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by uncre8d1 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:37 am
I reach for her again, my one faithful companion. My hand fits her supple curves perfectly.
I pack her bowl and light her.
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by uncre8d1 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:40 am
"Thank you, citizen, for participating," the machine said as I stepped back.
"Your vote has been queued for approval."
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by uncre8d1 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:46 am
I lower my dripping katana, panting.
I vanish into the shadows, leaving a fresh chapter in the legend of the Fruit Ninja.
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